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7 hours ago, Underdog said:

How often do you ladies go camping?  Asking for a friend.

About every other month. We're part of the "Adventure Princess" organization, and our campouts usually have about 60 dads and 90 daughters.

During the campouts, the girls doing whatever it is that they do. Dads play cornhole during the day and drink around the campfire at night.

There's about a 20 minute frenzy when the girls make their s'mores, then go back to doing whatever it is that they do and dads keep drinking.

It's a terrible time. Don't recommend if for the moms and wives.

10 hours ago, Superhero said:

About every other month. We're part of the "Adventure Princess" organization, and our campouts usually have about 60 dads and 90 daughters.

During the campouts, the girls doing whatever it is that they do. Dads play cornhole during the day and drink around the campfire at night.

There's about a 20 minute frenzy when the girls make their s'mores, then go back to doing whatever it is that they do and dads keep drinking.

It's a terrible time. Don't recommend if for the moms and wives.

Accurate user name is accurate. 

10 hours ago, Superhero said:

About every other month. We're part of the "Adventure Princess" organization, and our campouts usually have about 60 dads and 90 daughters.

During the campouts, the girls doing whatever it is that they do. Dads play cornhole during the day and drink around the campfire at night.

There's about a 20 minute frenzy when the girls make their s'mores, then go back to doing whatever it is that they do and dads keep drinking.

It's a terrible time. Don't recommend if for the moms and wives.

My BIL did this with his daughters when they were young (it was called Indian Princesses back then). Awesome program. The girls still talk about it.
 

Pro tip to you dads of young daughters:  if you want to avoid your daughters ending up on seeking arrangements, spend time with them doing things like this. Helps to avoid (sugar) daddy issues later. 

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15 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

can you guys believe this happened?  Ever see anything like this before?

 

 

Yep, seent it the other 3 times it's been posted in this thread and the holy shit thread.  

My BIL did this with his daughters when they were young (it was called Indian Princesses back then). Awesome program. The girls still talk about it.
 
Pro tip to you dads of young daughters:  if you want to avoid your daughters ending up on seeking arrangements, spend time with them doing things like this. Helps to avoid (sugar) daddy issues later. 

So it’s not called Indian Princesses anymore? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. We had great Indian Princess groups with both of my daughters. Fun times.

I haven't thought about those organizations in years.  Before Cub Scouting, like pre-K through 1st grade IIRC...we had Indian Guides and the girls had Indian Princesses.  I remember is in the winter we did stained glass artwork and in the Fall and Spring, we went fishing.  And the whole time, our dads smoked and drank like it was the French & Indian War and a doctor was coming to saw off one of their limbs.  But they were good times.  Indian Guides made me want to join Cub Scouts which made me wanna join Boy Scouts.  It'd be a shame if Indian Guides wasn't around anymore.  I know it's not here in Austin anyway, thanks a lot Steve Adler!

2 hours ago, HouTex said:

So it’s not called Indian Princesses anymore? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. We had great Indian Princess groups with both of my daughters. Fun times.

For the girls, we changed the name to Adventure Princesses because it's more culturally sensitive, and honestly we don't do a whole lot of "Indian" stuff except for the words "chief" and "tribes". Not sure it applies to every nation.

I'm going on a campout with my son next weekend. This is my first activity with the Indian Guides. I guess this group hasn't gotten the memo yet.

 

Yeah, camping with the kids is a lot of fun. Somewhat joking about the girls doing their own thing while the dads hang around drinking. I've done about 10 campouts now, there's usually some combination of archery, BB guns, zip lines, rock claiming, rockets, hikes and orienteering. Fun times that we can look back on.

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14 minutes ago, Superhero said:

For the girls, we changed the name to Adventure Princesses because it's more culturally sensitive, and honestly we don't do a whole lot of "Indian" stuff except for the words "chief" and "tribes". Not sure it applies to every nation.

I'm going on a campout with my son next weekend. This is my first activity with the Indian Guides. I guess this group hasn't gotten the memo yet.

 

Yeah, camping with the kids is a lot of fun. Somewhat joking about the girls doing their own thing while the dads hang around drinking. I've done about 10 campouts now, there's usually some combination of archery, BB guns, zip lines, rock claiming, rockets, hikes and orienteering. Fun times that we can look back on.

We were involved with "Y Guides" before Cub Scouts.  

That’s a perfect chart.

5 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

GOAT rant...

 

Parkey hitting the uprights four times in one game is something not many kickers could do if they tried.  He’s the all time GOAT of doinks.  

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24 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

As a former Fuck You Meme GIF - Fuck You Meme All - Discover & Share GIFs I agree.

 

I always told my ex-wife after watching her give birth to our son, "there's things I've seen about you, you'll never know about yourself, and trust me, you don't want to know"

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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At least 10 dweebs on this site.

Wait no... I know I'm certain it's much more than that. 

About every other month. We're part of the "Adventure Princess" organization, and our campouts usually have about 60 dads and 90 daughters.
During the campouts, the girls doing whatever it is that they do. Dads play cornhole during the day and drink around the campfire at night.
There's about a 20 minute frenzy when the girls make their s'mores, then go back to doing whatever it is that they do and dads keep drinking.
It's a terrible time. Don't recommend if for the moms and wives.

This sounds awesome. Kinda upset I hadn’t heard of this sooner
7 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:


This sounds awesome. Kinda upset I hadn’t heard of this sooner

How old are your kids now?

10 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

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I'd like to solve the puzzle.

11 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I always told my ex-wife after watching her give birth to our son, "there's things I've seen about you, you'll never know about yourself, and trust me, you don't want to know"

I have seen my wife's guts and entrails.  She has not nor ever will.

12 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I always told my ex-wife after watching her give birth to our son, "there's things I've seen about you, you'll never know about yourself, and trust me, you don't want to know"

Yup. Things happen during the birthing process that need to stay in that room. But somehow we keep going back for more. 

When an elite, paid athlete is exercising & running on a track, I suppose one could call those "pro laps".

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Took me a minute. Bravo.

Yeah, you need to spoiler it for those of us who have no clue.
11 minutes ago, Hate said:


Yeah, you need to spoiler it for those of us who have no clue.

Take a closer look at Vanna. 

I have seen my wife's guts and entrails.  She has not nor ever will.

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Hopefully
2 hours ago, Hate said:


Yeah, you need to spoiler it for those of us who have no clue.

You should just give up.

6 hours ago, RPM said:

You should just give up.

That's a better clue than the link with the clue.

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