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39 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

The "javelin" at the end got me.  Probably staged but awesome nonetheless. 

42 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Why can't I inbed YouTube? 

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1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

 

"You smell like lot lizards, Daddy."

I have no idea what Patriot Takes is, probably a group started by the least retarded Palin family member.  

But if Isabella Riley can clean and use those lips, I would subscribe to her newsletter.  

My penis just rumbled & receded like a turtle after eating Taco Bell. 

9 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Worst.  Bikini Contest. Ever.

This dude disagrees...

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22 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The "javelin" at the end got me.  Probably staged but awesome nonetheless. 

I laughed hard and farted.

On 10/15/2021 at 7:49 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

Reminds me of this oldie:

 

18 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

my lol is the dog just chilling going... "wtf are all these idiots doing"

16 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

Slightly disappointed.  I've always been a little curious how birds mate.  Thought that video was going to show me.

That the Hawk has survived this long on our planet with a complete incapability to discern/smell/sense a difference between treated wood and carbon-based organic life foodstuffs is truly shocking.  I get the feeling you could set out some photographs of ducks and while it was studying them, you could shoot it and its entire family and have some cool stuffings for your den. 

I don't know that we can assume that the hawk believed it was alive as much as just that it was something worth investigating and attempting to vanquish/destroy. I'd be surprised if it's vision was not acute enough to discern something was amiss. 

Yes vision issues aside, and I know little about the hawk's other senses...but didn't it realize, "Hey this thing feels very similar to tree limbs to my talons."??  it has to have some sort of sense of taste/smell..."This thing doesn't give off any natural order from the rest of the food chain."  The Hawk just went, "Yeah, probably some sort of nature pinata I should investigate."  

I would expect you to take the Hawk's side considering your evil gourd has corrupted your humanity.  

2 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Slightly disappointed.  I've always been a little curious how birds mate.  Thought that video was going to show me.

 

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still disappointed?

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

That the Hawk has survived this long on our planet with a complete incapability to discern/smell/sense a difference between treated wood and carbon-based organic life foodstuffs is truly shocking.  I get the feeling you could set out some photographs of ducks and while it was studying them, you could shoot it and its entire family and have some cool stuffings for your den. 

Maybe that hawk was aggy. 

I don’t know if this is the right thread, but I can’t believe this is a sport. 

 

14 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

 

I have had several hawks and owls swoop into the decoys while duck hunting and take a swipe at a deke.  Had a Greater Horned Owl make a pass at one right before shooting time then land in a dead tree right behind our blind and start to hoot. We were laughing at the owl wondering what the hell that was instead of a duck.  If you duck hunted out on the Katy prairie for any length of time, you probably had multiple times when a hawk would fly in and snag a duck that was just shot and waiting to be retrieved.  

27 minutes ago, Satoshi said:

I don’t know if this is the right thread, but I can’t believe this is a sport. 

“There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.”    -  Hemingway

 

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