November 14, 20214 yr Idiots. Fuck them. I dealt with one this last week on a 4 lane street that goes through industrial park. There’s no official bike lane but there’s a sidewalk on the other side of the lanes that’s usually wide open because there’s no houses in the area. So he was cycling right next to the right lane. I was in the right lane coming up on him, so I get over and pass him, whatever. We come up on a red light to pass over an interstate…once the left hand turners are done turning onto the interstate , he begins going on a red light right next to me. Fuck it. Didn’t move over to pass him again when we got our green
November 14, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: Idiots. Fuck them. I dealt with one this last week on a 4 lane street that goes through industrial park. There’s no official bike lane but there’s a sidewalk on the other side of the lanes that’s usually wide open because there’s no houses in the area. So he was cycling right next to the right lane. I was in the right lane coming up on him, so I get over and pass him, whatever. We come up on a red light to pass over an interstate…once the left hand turners are done turning onto the interstate , he begins going on a red light right next to me. Fuck it. Didn’t move over to pass him again when we got our green I think we all have one fifty-eleven of these story. Not sure if bicycles pick assholes or assholes pick bicycles, but here we are. (a lot of them have a bicycle rack hanging off the 2' receiver of their pickup that has a completely empty pickup bed in front of it....some kind of special)
November 14, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, freyguy said: at HEB today...Surely Kellogg's just screwing with us, right? I love how the waffles to the right are leering at them, one even has their mouth wide open and looks to be drooling.
November 14, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, LebongJames said: I applaud him conquering his addiction issues, but right there...he just looks like he's gonna rip off those frames and declare, "Jaeger bombs? Fucking Jaeger bombs!"
November 14, 20214 yr At least they were just looking at underage girls on that computer screen. I know another former President that went looking with Epstein for real life targets. And no, I'm not talking about that time Epstein, Carter, and I went trolling junior proms. I mean, we did. But it was another time.
November 14, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Lobo said: And no, I'm not talking about that time Epstein, Carter, and I went trolling junior proms. I mean, we did. But it was another time. I thought that one was you, Epstein, Washington, and Barbarino?
November 14, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, NWBuck said: I thought that one was you, Epstein, Washington, and Barbarino? Something, something, something.. around Jeffrey's pedo Jewish nose with a rubber hose.......oh shit, I shouldn't have given him the hose...he hanged himself with it Mr. Carter. Kotter: "Nah, nah...in this case Vinny...it would be 'He hung himself with it'." Vinny: "Yeah, I'm hung myself...know what I'm saying Sweathogs?!?"
November 15, 20214 yr On 11/13/2021 at 9:14 AM, Underdog said: 10 hours ago, Davis Lane said: Name? She’ll always be “The hot beach chick with the tits” from “Top Secret”. She was uncredited and not listed in IMDB. Another bummer is that she was probably 22 when that was shot so she’s got be around 60. 😢 …but those tits will live on in my memory and on the internet forever.
November 15, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, honolulu horn said: "There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen." Top Secret is such a great movie. Agreed 150% Cigarettes? Souvenirs? Party tricks?
November 15, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: At least they didn't lose to Kansas. Goddamnit, it sucks to be a Texas fan the last 12 years.
November 15, 20214 yr At least they didn't lose to Kansas. Goddamnit, it sucks to be a Texas fan the last 12 years. I wish we were falling out of the playoff hunt every year instead of fighting to stay out of the bottom of the conference.
November 15, 20214 yr Obviously it was a setup... I mean, who randomly videos some fat, bra-less chick while she hits the dip?But that "Wham! Wham!" Sound as she slaps 'em against the table...Sent from my SM-G950U1 using TapatalkDid the fishing line tied to a plastic roach give it away?
November 15, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, honolulu horn said: "There is sauerkraut in my lederhosen." Top Secret is such a great movie.
November 15, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said: At least they didn't lose to Kansas. Goddamnit, it sucks to be a Texas fan the last 12 years. It's early still and I'm wiped from a long weekend so I had to count on my fingers each season we've been without any conference championships...and yes...the math checks out...12 full seasons (although I'm sure there's an optimistic fan on here that's worked out how we still control our own destiny this season). Now the longest draught in school history (beating out 1931-1941, 11 seasons with no conference titles). I feel like the reverse Mel Brooks as Moses with the Commandments in "A History of the World"...I feel like we've been saying, for awhile now, "These ten years of sucking with no hardware." to "Fifteen, these fifteen years of sucking now with hardware." Looks like that'll be the case.
November 15, 20214 yr 19 hours ago, freyguy said: at HEB today...Surely Kellogg's just screwing with us, right? The blue ones are smaller and cost 60¢ more because???
November 15, 20214 yr 6 minutes ago, RPM said: The blue ones are smaller and cost 60¢ more because??? You should probably google "blue waffle."
November 15, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, RPM said: The blue ones are smaller and cost 60¢ more because??? the added cream and sprinkles? (urp...)
November 15, 20214 yr Just now, Prepuce of Doom said: You should probably google "blue waffle." Is that like a Chicago sunroof?
November 15, 20214 yr 37 minutes ago, RPM said: The blue ones are smaller and cost 60¢ more because??? Just google blue waffle for the answer
November 15, 20214 yr 29 minutes ago, Lobo said: Wasn't the Blue Waffle the gay bar in all the "Police Academy" movies?
November 15, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, RPM said: Did not find searching for "blue waffle". But wait, there's more!
November 15, 20214 yr 39 minutes ago, RPM said: But wait, there's more! I absolutely love this. Thanks for the posts.
November 15, 20214 yr On 11/10/2021 at 7:54 PM, tfoolry said: I hope somebody gave Gran a cigarette. 3 hours ago, RPM said: The blue ones are smaller and cost 60¢ more because??? Gender tax.
November 15, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, 'stache said: Hope she has a bidet, otherwise, pink eye, lol.
November 15, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, RPM said: But wait, there's more! This is such a feel-good, happy story that touches my soul. It make me realize that deep down ... I suck at bass guitar.
November 15, 20214 yr 11 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said: This is such a feel-good, happy story that touches my soul. It make me realize that deep down ... I suck at bass guitar. It made me feel better about selling mine. There's no f'n way I would ever get to her level.
November 15, 20214 yr 34 minutes ago, RPM said: It made me feel better about selling mine. There's no f'n way I would ever get to her level. Really makes me wish I had done something with my life.
November 15, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, Rudiger said: Really makes me wish I had done something with my life. You could always play percussion.
November 15, 20214 yr 21 minutes ago, RPM said: You could always play percussion. Who am I, Phil Collins?
November 15, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Rudiger said: Who am I, Phil Collins? Hold on. (echo) Hold on. (echo) Hold on.
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