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31 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Give the man credit,  he defeated 2999 other buttfuckers.

or is simply the 3000th version.

 

28 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

or is simply the 3000th version.

 

What is this, West World?

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Most stupid waste of money in a country that specializes in stupid wastes of money.

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4 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Give the man credit,  he defeated 2999 other buttfuckers.

Naw, he's just an aspiring franchisee.

 

10 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Most stupid waste of money in a country that specializes in stupid wastes of money.

“Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man. Anything built by man, can be destroyed by him.”

-General George S. Patton

 

On 11/14/2021 at 10:05 PM, Droopy said:

 

She’ll always be “The hot beach chick with the tits” from “Top Secret”. She was uncredited and not listed in IMDB. 

Another bummer is that she was probably 22 when that was shot so she’s  got be around 60. 😢

 

…but those tits will live on in my memory and on the internet forever. 

Speaking of....

Salma Hayek has an uncredited role in 'Traffic'.

She's the gf of Porfirio Madrigal.

So hot.

 

Most stupid waste of money in a country that specializes in stupid wastes of money.

Not a complete waste of money. Sometimes shit like this wins elections. /no cr.
On 11/13/2021 at 1:01 AM, NWBuck said:

Would prefer that to my dentist putting his hand down my pants... 

Mine's a dude.  But my dental hygienist on the other hand....YES.  

16 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I like that we are implementing a physical test to come into the country. 

swim, climb, running/walking/hiking, survival skills, evading skills

the army should station recruiting offices 2 miles inland along the border. 

8 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Speaking of....

Salma Hayek has an uncredited role in 'Traffic'.

She's the gf of Porfirio Madrigal.

So hot.

 

Love the “Mexico filter” in movies. 

The new AC/DC remake of "Who's On You" is gonna be fucking lit.

Maximum Cuntdrive!

NSIAP
 
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Et tu shanks???
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“Fixed fortifications are a monument to the stupidity of man. Anything built by man, can be destroyed by him.”
-General George S. Patton
 

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Does not help female Asian drivers lose their stigma...

 

 

3 hours ago, Superhero said:

WTF is going on here?

 

Real life Skeletor in that video. Jesus. 

7 hours ago, Superhero said:

WTF is going on here?

 

Preview of a WVU tailgate party?

8 hours ago, Superhero said:

WTF is going on here?

 

should be r/holdmymethpipe

22 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

 

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last time I saw mouth like that it had a hook in it.  

On 11/16/2021 at 8:37 AM, brakeman said:

Marvel?

How does Pete Davidson pull down the ass he does?  I don't get it.

On 11/16/2021 at 5:56 PM, deadshank said:

NSIAP

 

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UCSB Banana Slug is transferring in to replace Bevo.

6 hours ago, Satoshi said:

 

The GOAT

 

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at HEB today...Surely Kellogg's just screwing with us, right?
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Natural AND ARTIFICIAL flavors?

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9 minutes ago, tx ind said:

The GOAT

 

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Disagree 

 

**gesticulation

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On 11/14/2021 at 12:30 PM, freyguy said:

at HEB today...Surely Kellogg's just screwing with us, right?

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WTF is going on here?
 
Meth.

Meth is what's going on there.

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1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

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Oh, I'll smash the blue all day long..  

8 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

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Belongs in the Sugar Daddy thread.

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