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28 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Spotted this myself in the wild. Big Black Car or male gigolo?

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"Brazzers" bumper sticker would make it complete. 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Spotted this myself in the wild. Big Black Car or male gigolo?

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Probably an ardent follower of international news.

On 11/29/2021 at 1:27 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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Still gonna die for our sins.

 

 

5 hours ago, 'stache said:

Spotted this myself in the wild. Big Black Car or male gigolo?

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How. 

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4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So if you Dick Pound a slut with your Dick Pole you'll probably end up with the Dick Trickle

And she ends up with ….

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11 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So if you Dick Pound a slut with your Dick Pole you'll probably end up with the Dick Trickle

And if it gets too rough, you might end up with a 

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So if you Dick Pound a slut with your Dick Pole you'll probably end up with the Dick Trickle

Regardless, Dick is Vital(e) to the equation 

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24 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

2021 dick talk not going away.

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Is that the Texas Wildcats in Bizarro World?

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'd love to know the backstory there.

same here. That looked fucked up

7 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 


 

 

I am so fucking turned on right now.  No way the wife will go for it though.

2 hours ago, Hate said:

I am so fucking turned on right now.  No way the wife will go for it though.

You might be surprised. Just make sure she yells TASER TASER TASER so you're not caught off guard. 

22 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I'm not sure I'm going to trust this guy when it comes to the safety of a woman. 

 

 

 

22 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

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21 hours ago, RPM said:

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16 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So if you Dick Pound a slut with your Dick Pole you'll probably end up with the Dick Trickle

 

16 hours ago, nnm said:

And she ends up with ….

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16 hours ago, 'stache said:

And if it gets too rough, you might end up with a 

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Well done, everyone.  Guess there wasn’t room for Pete LaCock? 

12 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

found it 

Video Shows High School Basketball Player Punch Opponent During Handshakes | Complex

An Iowa high school basketball player sucker-punched his opponent after losing a game, the Des Moines Register reports.

The Carlisle player was charged Wednesday with Willful Injury - Causing Serious Injury, which is a Class C felony. According to a criminal complaint filed Wednesday, the victim "received a serious enough concussion to render him unconscious" and he sustained a cut on his mouth that required four stiches.

7 minutes ago, Underdog said:

 

 

 

 

 

Well done, everyone.  Guess there wasn’t room for Pete LaCock? 

Or Richard Dong, All-American.

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Just now, RPM said:

Or Richard Dong, All-American.

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Isn’t that redundant? 

Just now, Hate said:

Isn’t that redundant? 

Don't be a dick.

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Is his middle name Peter?

Long

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18 minutes ago, Hate said:

Isn’t that redundant? 

Not as much as it could be.

 

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Dropped this in another thread, but seems like it could work here too.

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6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Dropped this in another thread, but seems like it could work here too.

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It's not the worst Christmas song (looking at you, idiotic, nonsensical, nausea-inducing Drummer Boy), but it's in the top 5.  

Just now, nnm said:

It's not the worst Christmas song (looking at you, idiotic, nonsensical, nausea-inducing Drummer Boy), but it's in the top 5.  

Looks like John, George and Ringo would agree. 

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