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This thread is trending on Twitter. Karen burned a Marie Callender’s pie and blamed MC for ruining Thanksgiving. The Twitterverse rightly piled on to Karen. Now “Thanks Marie Callender’s” can be used for any misfortune:  for example, lose a home game to Kansas?  “Thanks Marie Callender’s!”

 

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Sharon rhymes with Karen, just saying

2 hours ago, nnm said:

This thread is trending on Twitter. Karen burned a Marie Callender’s pie and blamed MC for ruining Thanksgiving. The Twitterverse rightly piled on to Karen. Now “Thanks Marie Callender’s” can be used for any misfortune:  for example, lose a home game to Kansas?  “Thanks Marie Callender’s!”

 

So close...

 

8 hours ago, nnm said:

This thread is trending on Twitter. Karen burned a Marie Callender’s pie and blamed MC for ruining Thanksgiving. The Twitterverse rightly piled on to Karen. Now “Thanks Marie Callender’s” can be used for any misfortune:  for example, lose a home game to Kansas?  “Thanks Marie Callender’s!”

 


This whole thing was some of the funniest stuff I've seen in forever.  Some of the replies were priceless. 

On 12/4/2021 at 12:53 PM, Message Board User said:

 

More like the joys of being shitty parents and raising a little shit.

2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


This whole thing was some of the funniest stuff I've seen in forever.  Some of the replies were priceless. 

OMFG---you gotta keep scrolling to get to the Turkey Pompeii "New Legion Size"  with the pot pie leaking hot lava.

I'm crying "No Preservatives.  No Artificial Colors.  No Survivors."  

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3 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Wow.  Brass ones on that dude.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Yeah, he's a peace of shit, but so are you "bro"

Tell us how telling a charlatan what he's shit is bad?

^

those "read this twitter comments, they are so funny!" things never, ever pan out.  But I spend about 10 minutes on that one last evening and holy shit, did it deliver.  

The whole thread bats well above .300.  And I tried to explain to my wife this morning the Turkey Pot Pie/Turkey Pompeii mockup and I honestly had to go find a tissue because I was still crying.  She didn't understand it not find it remotely funny but I know funny...and that was funny.  Sadly, the whole day today...she's looking at me like people look at Eric Trump after a toast.  But don't care, not having sex but laughed more than I deserve. 

5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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The Bethlehem Meteors used their first round pick to take Jesus at center. He had the height and athleticism, but was limited because of his right hand deformity.

I'm sure that officer made Sergeant later that week.  

The Bethlehem Meteors used their first round pick to take Jesus at center. He had the height and athleticism, but was limited because of his right hand deformity.
Those shot blocks tho
57 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

 

the laughter puts this one over the top 🤣

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