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Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

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Hits close to home with those of us with December birthdays!

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So many, many questions.

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14 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Tell us how telling a charlatan what he's shit is bad?

If you record it for "likes", yeah, you are just as bad. But you do you, man.

17 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Those cookies got restocked and marked down only 10% I bet. 

25 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Fucking TikTok. The Look At Me crowd needs to be removed from society for the betterment.

11 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Fucking TikTok. The Look At Me crowd needs to be removed from society for the betterment.

I would have set a pallet full of water in front of the door and let the asshole contemplate the consequences of his decision for  awhile. 

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

If you record it for "likes", yeah, you are just as bad. But you do you, man.

That literally doesn't make any sense.

49 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

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They missed me standing in front of a toilet after eating Thanksgiving turkey that I'd kept just a day too long. 

12 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

That literally doesn't make any sense.

I don't have the time, patience, or crayons to help you understand.

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I don't have the time, patience, or crayons to help you understand.

I understand completely that you're a dipshit, attention boy. Don't worry.

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Lol I have a Xmas baby.

When he was a baby I suggested that we celebrate his bday in July and Xmas by itself like normal. My wife suggested we do Xmas in the morning and then his bday celebration at night.

So we compromised and now we have Xmas in the morning and his bday celebration at night.
1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

I understand completely that you're a dipshit, attention boy. Don't worry.

Did not LOL

1 hour ago, Speedtrucker said:


Lol I have a Xmas baby.

When he was a baby I suggested that we celebrate his bday in July and Xmas by itself like normal. My wife suggested we do Xmas in the morning and then his bday celebration at night.

So we compromised and now we have Xmas in the morning and his bday celebration at night.

This man has a happy, well-adjusted marriage which will last a long time. 

1 hour ago, Speedtrucker said:


Lol I have a Xmas baby.

When he was a baby I suggested that we celebrate his bday in July and Xmas by itself like normal. My wife suggested we do Xmas in the morning and then his bday celebration at night.

So we compromised and now we have Xmas in the morning and his bday celebration at night.

My Mom's birthday was December 26th.  She hated it being so close as she got the mixed presents and with everyone traveling or having family around then it was hard to have a party and get people to attend.

Compromise good for marriage, but bad for baby.

1 hour ago, Speedtrucker said:


Lol I have a Xmas baby.

When he was a baby I suggested that we celebrate his bday in July and Xmas by itself like normal. My wife suggested we do Xmas in the morning and then his bday celebration at night.

So we compromised and now we have Xmas in the morning and his bday celebration at night.

My bday is on Christmas. Never really had a party growing up, but my parents did separately label bday and xmas gifts. These days I have a bday lunch, which no one really wants because the big dinner is in just a few hours.

1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

My bday is on Christmas. Never really had a party growing up, but my parents did separately label bday and xmas gifts. These days I have a bday lunch, which no one really wants because the big dinner is in just a few hours.

Give me a call. II’ll eat with you. Hell, I never change out of sweatpants on Christmas Day. 

6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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Why is Cookie Monster head and baby in the toilet?

2 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:


Lol I have a Xmas baby.

When he was a baby I suggested that we celebrate his bday in July and Xmas by itself like normal. My wife suggested we do Xmas in the morning and then his bday celebration at night.

So we compromised and now we have Xmas in the morning and his bday celebration at night.

My son’s birthday is a few days before and we’re going to do a July birthday party next year because we’re about to have his party next weekend but only 3 kids have RSVP’d out of 20.  I’m assuming it’s the day and not that the 5yo is a giant asshole but I guess we’ll see next year when we do his half birthday in July.

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23 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

My son’s birthday is a few days before and we’re going to do a July birthday party next year because we’re about to have his party next weekend but only 3 kids have RSVP’d out of 20.  I’m assuming it’s the day and not that the 5yo is a giant asshole but I guess we’ll see next year when we do his half birthday in July.

Why not both?

6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Did not LOL

Wow, that really triggered you.  You're a big Joel Osteen fan.  Who knew? 

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Wow, that really triggered you.  You're a big Joel Osteen fan.  Who knew? 

No. I'm a big LOL fan. That wasn't it, chief. 

This man has a happy, well-adjusted marriage which will last a long time. 


Don’t you put that evil on me!

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