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I might actually watch that kind of soccer. It would make it a little bit interesting.

 

3 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

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More like a "very heavy petting farm", amIrite?

Also- Who knew Grover went to A&M?

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Out of print.  About $160 on the interwebz for a used copy.

17 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

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The thing about this one is it presumes the woman is taking action to stop the argument.  That has not been my experience.  

6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

The thing about this one is it presumes the woman is taking action to stop the argument.  That has not been my experience.  

It's ok. Whatever you did wrong will be brought up in arguments for the next 50 years.

11 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

It's ok. Whatever you did wrong will be brought up in arguments for the next 50 years.

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48 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

It's ok. Whatever you did wrong will be brought up in arguments for the next 50 years.

This man knows. 

I actually just sent that image to my girlfriend. Thats exactly how our last big argument ended. At one point she finally just said, “Shut up and come over here & suck my nipples!”. It was some of the best sex we’ve ever had. 

45 minutes ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

This man knows. 

I actually just sent that image to my girlfriend. Thats exactly how our last big argument ended. At one point she finally just said, “Shut up and come over here & suck my nipples!”. It was some of the best sex we’ve ever had. 

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4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yeah, they should be decorating the Muhammadmas tree

*Islamas.

8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yeah, they should be decorating the Muhammadmas tree

Sorry about the fatwa that was just issued for your head.  RIP.

5 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

We don't call it the Chritianitymas tree

Not yet, anyway.

those kids would decorate a trash can if islam had a holiday with cool songs, cartoons, and where kids get a shitton of presents.

3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

The thing about this one is it presumes the woman is taking action to stop the argument.  That has not been my experience.  

It happens only when she KNOWS she's wrong and you both know she's not going to admit it.

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Sorry about the fatwa that was just issued for your head.  RIP.

just wait until his kids drag him on christmas lights heyride tour only to tour the houses in this own subdivision. he'll post about the shame on some jihad message board. 

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

It happens only when she KNOWS she's wrong and you both know she's not going to admit it.

So every time?

6 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

just wait until his kids drag him on christmas lights heyride tour only to tour the houses in this own subdivision. he'll post about the shame on some jihad message board. 

It's the most wonderful time of the year (when that gets posted)

13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

just wait until his kids drag him on christmas lights heyride tour only to tour the houses in this own subdivision. he'll post about the shame on some jihad message board. 

No lie, we rode through Forest Creek in RR on Saturday night to look at xmas lights and they were having a hay ride organized by the HOA. I immediately busted out laughing and got a wtf look from everyone else in the truck.

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

So every time?

No.  Most of the time they have no clue how wrong they are.  Have you ever met one?

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To be fair, in the Brown household, we also only celebrate the pagan aspects of Christmas.
1 minute ago, CooterBrown said:


To be fair, in the Brown household, we also only celebrate the pagan aspects of Christmas.

Ritual fornication in front of your children?  

Ritual fornication in front of your children?  

Don’t judge my religion and I won’t judge your snake handling.
6 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


To be fair, in the Brown household, we also only celebrate the pagan aspects of Christmas.

FEATS OF STRENGTH!

3 hours ago, bmbmd said:

 

What’s the cord plugged into?

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