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On 12/17/2021 at 1:46 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

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Dr. Billy Squire? 

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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Sort of reminds me when the wife was in labor with jr, happened to be on Sunday during football season.  Got busted a few times by her watching the Dallas game instead of focusing on her...  Dallas got wrecked by the fucking Bengals that day 50-24. 

 
Dallas wasn't the only thing wrecked that day.
Or the day of conception either, mercy. My bad Underdog.
12 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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Is that the shortstop?

11 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

Dallas wasn't the only thing wrecked that day.

Technically he was born early Monday morning by c-section, which surprised me after one doctor came in to examine her and had the biggest fucking hands I’d ever seen.  I just knew from then on it would be like a Vienna sausage in a hallway.  

Is that my sand guy?  I got it a price.

 

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On 12/18/2021 at 9:26 AM, Parliament said:

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Hilarious. 

Best doughnut shop in Los Angeles County shares a parking lot with a crossfit box/club/gym. Due to the heat and such, doors are always open with fans blowing the glazed aroma into the space throughout the day for ten months of the year. 

8 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Saw these at menards last night. Right next to the Christmas decorations. One was Bob Ross and the other was some zombie hand coming out of the ground


So which one did you save big money on?

On 12/19/2021 at 7:50 AM, Armybrat said:

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Looks like our fucking IT guys..."You need another x@#$ we will just patch it in".  Can't they take out the old stuff, so when I call and they tell me to go to the server room and unplug the whatchamacallit, there will only be one whatchamacallit and not 5 old whatchamacallits?  Should this be posted in things that make me surly?  

15 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

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Carpet doesn't match the drapes.

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