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22 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

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And just like the actual McDs fries, it’ll be cold and limp within a minute. 

That meme was made by a man who doesn't know the difference between a ratchet and a hot dog.  A long 1/2" drive ratchet is destined to break.  Get you 3/4" breaker bar and you won't need a grinder or a torch.

Nah, I've had to use the heat wrench too many times to agree with you.  After a couple of years, a stainless nut tightening down on a cast aluminum part without never seize isn't coming off without being cut off.

That meme was made by a man who doesn't know the difference between a ratchet and a hot dog.  A long 1/2" drive ratchet is destined to break.  Get you 3/4" breaker bar and you won't need a grinder or a torch.

Correct on the half inch. But I have had to cut off a few bolts over the years when heat and leverage didn’t work.
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If I ever make a wrong turn and have to sell drugs again, Yoga studios will be my niche. No worries about getting got and stretchy pants. Shit imma start a business plan.
11 hours ago, Parliament said:

That meme was made by a man who doesn't know the difference between a ratchet and a hot dog.  A long 1/2" drive ratchet is destined to break.  Get you 3/4" breaker bar and you won't need a grinder or a torch.

BTW, it was reverse threaded. 

10 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Bob Ross. My 11% rebate should be here before Christmas

The question was "So which one did you save big money on?"  Tell me you're from the midwest without telling me you're not from the midwest.  Or shit, maybe you just didn't have a television in the 90's.  Sorry man.  Save Big Money at Menard's!  

24 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

BTW, it was reverse threaded. 

Do you mean cross threaded? Because the direction of the thread has nothing to do with it.

21 minutes ago, RPM said:

Do you mean cross threaded? Because the direction of the thread has nothing to do with it.

It does if you are trying to lefty loosey and it's reverse threaded...

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

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* ‘Merica

29 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Fake. No Christian college admits that dinosaurs existed.

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:


Fake. No Christian college admits that dinosaurs existed.

Not true.  Little known fact: Jesus road into Jerusalem on a T-Rex.  Truth.

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3 hours ago, brakeman said:

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America.  Country.  Nation.  Signage.  Stupid.  

No such nation as "America."  A nation can be inside a country, but a country cannot be inside a nation.  Best part about the whole sign is the lamp that's wired to shine down on the marquee is pointing up towards the sky in a nighttime homage to Jesus, the Best Christ.  Wishing him Happy Holy Days at this, his Son's Mass.  

10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

America.  Country.  Nation.  Signage.  Stupid.  

No such nation as "America."  A nation can be inside a country, but a country cannot be inside a nation.  Best part about the whole sign is the lamp that's wired to shine down on the marquee is pointing up towards the sky in a nighttime homage to Jesus, the Best Christ.  Wishing him Happy Holy Days at this, his Son's Mass.  

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I dunno, man.  I'm happy to admit when I miss a joke...but there's a 99% chance this sign was a real attempt at patriotism.  I have seen the dumbest fucking shit around this nation in the last few years, this seems completely reasonable.  

This week, tell people you don't know terribly well that your birthday is fast approaching, December 25th.  Invariably they'll ask, "Oh Christmas baby, eh?  Did it stink growing up when you only got half the presents?"  Then you say, "Well not really, I'm Jewish so not a big deal.  I got my usual birthday haul and that was that."  And they'll invariably say, "Whoa.  A Jew born on Christmas?  I don't believe it."  That's how stupid our country is now.  

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