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6 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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I've been high, but I've never been THAT high...

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Or a presentation at work when the lights get turned off. 


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Rex Ryan casting a long shadow in Buffalo

47 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Wtf is that?

Bell pepper full of hot tea. Because life has no meaning.

1 hour ago, elfenix said:


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Rex Ryan casting a long shadow in Buffalo

So futureman lives in Maine. That explains a lot.

So futureman lives in Maine. That explains a lot.

Username fits
2 hours ago, elfenix said:


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Rex Ryan casting a long shadow in Buffalo

Vic Mackey spends a lot of time on the prowl in Texas.   

4 hours ago, elfenix said:


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Rex Ryan casting a long shadow in Buffalo

Maryland checks out.

I'm gonna regret asking this, so that's why I'm not gonna google it...what is "Tribbing" and what is it about Bernie Sanders maple syrup country that makes it so damn temping to search for on porn sites?  Or have I answered my own question?  

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I'm gonna regret asking this, so that's why I'm not gonna google it...what is "Tribbing" and what is it about Bernie Sanders maple syrup country that makes it so damn temping to search for on porn sites?  Or have I answered my own question?  

scissoring. 

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

I'm gonna regret asking this, so that's why I'm not gonna google it...what is "Tribbing" and what is it about Bernie Sanders maple syrup country that makes it so damn temping to search for on porn sites?  Or have I answered my own question?  

Apparently, it’s scissoring. 

@Armybrat gettin’ feisty with the grandkids. 

I'm gonna regret asking this, so that's why I'm not gonna google it... what is "Tribbing" and what is it about Bernie Sanders maple syrup country that makes it so damn temping to search for on porn sites?  Or have I answered my own question?  

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3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Somebody want to explain Oregon to me?

And wtf, Idaho?  You weird.

Jack off instructions. It's a star talking you through it. Or so I've been told.

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

I'm gonna regret asking this, so that's why I'm not gonna google it...what is "Tribbing" and what is it about Bernie Sanders maple syrup country that makes it so damn temping to search for on porn sites?  Or have I answered my own question?  

 

10 hours ago, demos said:


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13 hours ago, Rudiger said:

Apparently, it’s scissoring. 

 

13 hours ago, elfenix said:

scissoring. 

Was worried for a bit it might have those furry little critters from Star Trek involved… Tribbles? 

On 12/25/2021 at 11:14 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

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They say to pour that awful mixture over four waffles and it will be an easy dinner for four.  I'm not a math major, but that seems to be one waffle per meal yet the picture shows two on that plate.

23 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

They say to pour that awful mixture over four waffles and it will be an easy dinner for four.  I'm not a math major, but that seems to be one waffle per meal yet the picture shows two on that plate.

 

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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Hence the famous speech at Gettysburg about the Army taking back the airport ramps.  Those ramps were critical in keeping those Tomcat CAS sorties up and running 24/7.  

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"Hold the light so I can see, not so you can see!"

fucking IRS wont let anything slip by, will they?  things that must be reported as income:

 

 

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On 12/26/2021 at 11:04 AM, elfenix said:


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These are almost always certainly fake, but lol at Louisiana for their creativity. Also, WTF Arkansas? I need more context on what that search is about.

Anyway, if my last perusal of one of these sites is very informative, the top search is incest porn, subgenre of a girl stuck in a dryer, under a bed, or in a chair. Fucking perverts, all of you. I for one am a simple man and should probably live in Colorado.

10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

They say to pour that awful mixture over four waffles and it will be an easy dinner for four.  I'm not a math major, but that seems to be one waffle per meal yet the picture shows two on that plate.

Perhaps four is the maximum number of people you can fool into taking a bite before someone throws it all in the trash and punches you in the face 

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