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"Betty White, Betty White" 

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"What did every black man in America say when they heard Candace Owens got married?" 

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22 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Yeah, some of the posts aren't the funniest shit ever, but keep firing away - fuck anyone who has a real problem with less than a 100% hit rate. 

Right?  Even Babe Ruth struck out a time or two. 

Right?  Even Babe Ruth struck out a time or two. 

Not with Betty white he didn’t.

 

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The daddy should have pranked him back by having a fucking stroke. Seriously, that big guy could stroke out. Fuckin punk ass kid. The lady should have gone over and swatted his head and asked for forgiveness later of she got it wrong. 

When rolfbox does multiple posts, it sucks balls so I kind of agree with less being more but Waldon is contributing some good shit. Ever since I got banned from Twitter, I lost some good source material from funny foreigners. 

You’ll poke your eye out kid

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You'd think with all that money, he could buy a better looking ho.

5 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

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What's armybrat's great grandson's surly name?

45 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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for a second i thought they mixed up the state of Vermont and NH     but then I saw it.....

Vermont's shape is how your profile when you're "finishing."  New Hampshire's shape is how you look afterwards as you collapse back onto the bed.  

Learn some geography you heathens! 

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are Fox remaking Planet of the Apes? (for like the 4th time)

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On 12/22/2021 at 12:15 PM, Storm the Field said:

 

I know I'm a few days late on the "people used to look older" discussion, but I was watching the Exorcist around Halloween a few months ago and did some research and found out that Max Van Sydow was 43 when he filmed the Exorcist - same age as me. And that he lived another 47 years he filmed the movie. 

The Exorcist (1973)

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

I know I'm a few days late on the "people used to look older" discussion, but I was watching the Exorcist around Halloween a few months ago and did some research and found out that Max Van Sydow was 43 when he filmed the Exorcist - same age as me. And that he lived another 47 years he filmed the movie. 

The Exorcist (1973)

That's fucking depressing.  I'll give him credit, he looked 65 until he was 90.  But he's only 43 in that fucking still shot?  Dammit!  That's younger than I am now.  I'm not aging well, but he looks 65 there.  Dah fuh?!?  Loved him in every single fucking role from Nils to Condor to Intacto to Star Wars.  There are some photos of my grandfather where he and Von Sydow are twin brothers in another life.  

To a prosperous and healthy 2022! 

5 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

@Burt is that your dad?! 

Dude....that's ME! 

On 1/1/2022 at 12:59 AM, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

Legit question: Why is that funny? What would a normal reaction be?

Fuck them kids. 

This is a few weeks old, but everyone I shared this with loved it. This girl cracks me up.

21 minutes ago, harpercollins said:

This is a few weeks old, but everyone I shared this with loved it. This girl cracks me up.

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2 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

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Used to be a bottle of Strawberry Farm and a Saturday night drive up to Mount Bonnell.

On 1/1/2022 at 1:38 AM, elfenix said:

that's one tall dude

One tall, pissed off dude.  Hope, for their own health, they let him in on the joke quickly. 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

One tall, pissed off dude.  Hope, for their own health, they let him in on the joke quickly. 

One tall immature childish asshole.  I get the frustration, my kids have broken shit, wrecked a car, etc... and they've heard me drop more than a few key-placed f-bombs.  But that was a grade A titty-baby temper tantrum like you'd expect from a toddler.  Way to teach your kids how to react to a problem Dad.  

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So, had the evening news on last night in the background (gotta catch the weather and sports).  My wife says "whoa....rewind that."
So, in a story on kids going back to school during a COVID surge, the story started with "as the holidays come to a close," and used a couple of seconds of this footage to show a house during the holidays, I guess.  The wall decor is particularly festive.  My wife and I had a good laugh.
 
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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, had the evening news on last night in the background (gotta catch the weather and sports).  My wife says "whoa....rewind that."

So, in a story on kids going back to school during a COVID surge, the story started with "as the holidays come to a close," and used a couple of seconds of this footage to show a house during the holidays, I guess.  The wall decor is particularly festive.  My wife and I had a good laugh.

 

Are you describing a pic that makes you lol?

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So, had the evening news on last night in the background (gotta catch the weather and sports).  My wife says "whoa....rewind that."
So, in a story on kids going back to school during a COVID surge, the story started with "as the holidays come to a close," and used a couple of seconds of this footage to show a house during the holidays, I guess.  The wall decor is particularly festive.  My wife and I had a good laugh.
 
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Way to go, Mrs. Brisket!!  

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