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the last time that dude felt in the inside of a vagina, his mom was yelling at his enfant ass to get out.

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12 hours ago, Burt said:

Dude....that's ME! 

Oh yeah? Where’s the pic from “your” phone then, huh? Not that your dad couldn’t send it to you anyway, but question still stands. 
 

pic?

6 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

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Don't you regularly wear a t-shirt with that on the back?

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8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Don't you regularly wear a t-shirt with that on the back?

Depends.

7 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

 

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10 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

I get it, but that seems like few outside of SEC country would get that joke.

Yeah, no clue here. 

On 12/27/2021 at 12:23 PM, 52-80 said:

fucking IRS wont let anything slip by, will they?  things that must be reported as income:

 

 

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That's how they got Capone.

 

 

On 12/29/2021 at 8:23 AM, deadshank said:

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This should be a felony.

 

 

On 1/2/2022 at 10:18 AM, Brothahorn said:

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That will be me in about 20yrs.

21 hours ago, Armybrat said:

 

Um, there's a racist joke in there somewhere when it starts off with the "primate behavior" reference, but I'm not going to make it.

5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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that pic is so old you were in diapers when it was first posted

This is the Bass Pro Shop in Memphis
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It’s awesome
44 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Not so much this tweet but some of the responses to it are super funny.
 

 

South Austin's Mom gave me a Pittsburgh Toilet once after I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.  The look on the dog's face was priceless.  

2 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Not so much this tweet but some of the responses to it are super funny.
 

 

i lived in a 1906   4k SqFt house in kansas city with 3 levels, including a full deep dark basement that actually had the original coal shute still in the basement. 

whole basement had obviously been amended after it went to a Natural gas heating sometime.

basement had all the plumbing fixtures on 1 side of the basement, incl washer/ washtub, shower (without a containing wall... and a throne without any walls around it.

I had 2 roommates.....   not afraid to say I used that basement shitter for emergencies and/or bubble gut bombing.... stunk the hell out of the basement more than a few times. 


It’s awesome
I was underwhelmed, bought nothing got home and ordered the shit I need online or made it myself. Academy, BP, Cabelas eat shit. And I have a lot of fucking hobbies. They never have anything I need or want.
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2 hours ago, demos said:

It’s awesome

I was underwhelmed, bought nothing got home and ordered the shit I need online or made it myself. Academy, BP, Cabelas eat shit. And I have a lot of fucking hobbies. They never have anything I need or want.

well la dee fuckin da

I was underwhelmed, bought nothing got home and ordered the shit I need online or made it myself. Academy, BP, Cabelas eat shit. And I have a lot of fucking hobbies. They never have anything I need or want.

I don’t really go into these places to buy things (same with Cabelas in Neb - that was before they built some here; awesome gun collection). They had fish in the pond and the kids could fish, so they had a good time and so did I.

I don’t really go into these places to buy things (same with Cabelas in Neb - that was before they built some here; awesome gun collection). They had fish in the pond and the kids could fish, so they had a good time and so did I.
Same, kid outgrew it and that was it. Still, weird business model having a huge fishing/hunting store that doesn't sell fishing/hunting gear for the most part.
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50 minutes ago, demos said:

I don’t really go into these places to buy things (same with Cabelas in Neb - that was before they built some here; awesome gun collection). They had fish in the pond and the kids could fish, so they had a good time and so did I.

Same, kid outgrew it and that was it. Still, weird business model having a huge fishing/hunting store that doesn't sell fishing/hunting gear for the most part.

What's inside those giant stores if they don't sell fishing/hunting shit?  I went into that one near Kyle/Buda right after it opened.  It was kinda cool but I've never been back since.  When I do need something for fishing, I hit up McBride's or Academy in Austin.  But those big box shops (BSS/Cabelas/et. al. are everywhere in Middle America) , they must be doing something right.  

I need to check out a Dick's Sporting Goods sometime.  I've heard good things.  I get all my camping shit from REI but I've heard their fishing section is pretty good and value oriented. 

Well it used to be the University of Memphis' basketball arena prior to being a Bass.  They are not all that volumunous.

Mid-level stuff anyway.  High quality gear is at REI or online at Backcountry.

 

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Guys, find you a kickass Sheels.  Better in every way.

Aren't those only in the Dakotas or some shit?  

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Aren't those only in the Dakotas or some shit?  

We have them in Montana

4 minutes ago, LTbear said:

We have them in Montana

North or South?  

I thought they split Montana into two states like they did with the Dakotas?  

Shit, I'm gonna need a new map.

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

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That will be me in about 20yrs.

No need to wait to chase your dreams. You can be like that today!

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Aren't those only in the Dakotas or some shit?  

And Dallas.

West is Best.  That’s where the expression comes from.  

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