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On 1/8/2022 at 9:22 PM, burntorangebongos said:

Wow. Excellent dickage. I hope he has nothing but girls and they nursing home him with the .77 cents to the male dollar they earn.

🙄🙄🙄🙄

I'm pretty sure the He-Man one is fake, 'roids and all.

22 hours ago, Telegraph_it said:

Another tweet with great replies. 
 

 

That's gonna make for a cold ass sammich.

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On 1/8/2022 at 1:08 PM, nnm said:

Dumb, but I chuckled. 

You just described the target reaction to a Dad joke.

Another tweet with great replies. 
 
 

I saw this yesterday and never really studied the picture. Looks like she’s shoveling out a parking spot at a complex Vs doing an actual driveway.

Replies still are legit funny because no man should ever be watching his wife do that from inside
Replies still are legit funny because no man should ever be watching his wife do that from inside


How else is he supposed to stay warm?
1 hour ago, Elvis said:

Is that Alyssa Milano?

I think so.  And is the photographer the co-star of "The Golden Child"???

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On 1/9/2022 at 3:16 PM, Telegraph_it said:

Another tweet with great replies. 
 

 

What makes it golden is that the guy making the tweet is Manitoba's Minister of Jobs.  You can't make this up.

https://www.gov.mb.ca/minister/min_edj.html

What the hell was he doing for the 12 hours while his wife was working?  Not shoveling, clearly.

long:

   

Embrace of the Vampire.

The movie after Alyssa got a cup grade and needed to show them off.

It was a terrible movie. I loved it. 2 thumbs up
20 minutes ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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Not the Bark Button but the Bjork Button. 

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20 hours ago, elfenix said:

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this hits way too close to home for me today.

only diff is it was a Fedex driver.   Ive been getting texts for 2 days from fedex to expect my replacement work laptop to be sent to me with signature required.

no issue, i work from home and my home office is 10 feet from the front door.

doorbell rings,  I get up, maybe 5-7 seconds have elapsed, i open the door...

and at my doorstep is my new laptop in its box, i look up and the fedex driver has parked on the other side of the street, and yet he had already run past my front yard, into the street and was about 4 feet from his freaking truck already.

I yell out  "hey man, this is supposed to be signature required"

His response was,  "now that I see you at the door, no need"

 

thanks man.... glad my company paid extra for sig required. 

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I recently watched a video on the 10 oldest man made objects found to date and one of them was a 30,000 year old dildo.
13 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I'm fully aroused.

 

2 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

She’s a keeper 

Man hands. WNB. 

13 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


I recently watched a video on the 10 oldest man made objects found to date and one of them was a 30,000 year old dildo.

I had no idea Bob Stoops was that old.

15 hours ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

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"Safer schooners" 🤣

Why do the football stands look like they are covered with plastic wrap?

2 hours ago, Harrison Bergeron said:

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I saw a bunch of people in College Station wearing that same hat.

Thank you.  I was having a shitty morning but now I’m crying laughing.  Listen to the doctor in the background trying not to crack up at the mom. oMFG

 

lets just all pretend it’s real.  I need it to be real.  

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