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2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

"Safer schooners" 🤣

Why do the football stands look like they are covered with plastic wrap?


Seriously? Don’t you know how many std’s are on those things?

 

15 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

In her defense, with a dick in her mouth is probably it is tolerable to be around her.

Bitch is loopy as fuck and she still makes more sense than that sentence you just put together.

I bet you could get a good look at her dry socket by sticking your dick up her mom’s mouth.  But wouldn’t you rather take the dentist’s word for it?

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45 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I bet you could get a good look at her dry socket by sticking your dick up her mom’s mouth.  But wouldn’t you rather take the dentist’s word for it?

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^literally my husband the one time we tried skiing 😂

3 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

This is pretty great.

this is the real (and completely amazing) county seal of st. francois county, misery:

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Needs an AR-15 and Trump hat to complete that mess.

They could have at least centered the text around the pics, but Photoshop is hard.

I am dying to know the story behind why their little government building had to put that sign out front that said, "There are NO medical offices in here!" 

97% white, half-Southern Baptist, 9% with college degrees or higher.  60% of residents on some sort of government aid, not including medicare.  

The county seal does not surprise me at all with stats like that.  But I gotta know who ran into that building with a bone sticking out of their arm and demanded medical attention from the county tax assessor.  

Probably to discourage the large local population of observant, literate, trusting, logical, and courteous junkies from continually breaking into the building. 

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there's a lot going on in here. so many questions...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/s3ouwy/just_a_guy_punching_a_tree/

https://www.reddit.com/r/PraiseTheCameraMan/comments/s2v0va/amazing_how_he_could_keep_his_phone_stable/

there's a video from the woman's perspective but her ugliness has burned an image in my mind that i cannot erase. i'll spare you guys the trauma.

 

so first question is why? obviously for the likes. even people on the other side of the world need likes.

the other important questions...what the fuck is up with the above normal crashing wave? is this is a new normal for the area? how did they know it would crash at that exact moment for these 3, 4 idiots to film their dumbassery? 

I can't stop laughing:
 

 

4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Probably to discourage the large local population of observant, literate, trusting, logical, and courteous junkies from continually breaking into the building. 


Nailed it. 

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Cross-posting from the COVID thread. My law partner got me with this one yesterday.

”Help me out, guys. Do you see one line or two?”

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2 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I can't stop laughing:
 

 

Not the real ET - his finger wasn't glowing.

9 minutes ago, Anwar Namtut said:

Not the real ET - his finger wasn't glowing.

And ET didn't ride a bike.  Just road in a milkcrate strapped to the bike covered with a blanket.

How about some spoilers regarding ET, Motherfuckers! 

On 1/11/2022 at 10:22 PM, CooterBrown said:


I recently watched a video on the 10 oldest man made objects found to date and one of them was a 30,000 year old dildo.

User name partially checks out. 

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Cross-posting from the COVID thread. My law partner got me with this one yesterday.

”Help me out, guys. Do you see one line or two?”

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megan fox approves

They could have at least centered the text around the pics, but Photoshop is hard.

That’s what happens when Karen the county clerk designs the seal in MS Paint.
10 hours ago, crash_davis said:

there's a lot going on in here. so many questions...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/s3ouwy/just_a_guy_punching_a_tree/

https://www.reddit.com/r/PraiseTheCameraMan/comments/s2v0va/amazing_how_he_could_keep_his_phone_stable/

there's a video from the woman's perspective but her ugliness has burned an image in my mind that i cannot erase. i'll spare you guys the trauma.

 

so first question is why? obviously for the likes. even people on the other side of the world need likes.

the other important questions...what the fuck is up with the above normal crashing wave? is this is a new normal for the area? how did they know it would crash at that exact moment for these 3, 4 idiots to film their dumbassery? 

It's either a small tsunami or a tidal river bore - 

 

 

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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The way Hank says "La Grunta" gets me every time.

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