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Hair sniffing and you went with Baylor?

19 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Wait...you thought that wasn't staged? Fake as fuck. Unless Menard's is now selling chicken nuggets somewhere between the lumber and hardware sections.


They do. Frozen, but still chicken nuggets. 

35 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

That's more running than that dude has done in 30 years.  He's lucky to be alive.

52 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

baylor just offered

He's got a Supreme Court seat, or a Ukrainian Ambassadorship written all over him.  

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21 minutes ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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Someone else posted this to the getting old sucks thread a while back. Worth a repost. 

17 hours ago, nnm said:

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Someone else posted this to the getting old sucks thread a while back. Worth a repost. 

Maybe some of you are tighter with your doctor than the rest of us and there's nothing wrong with that, but the finger up the ass isn't really as necessary anymore.  My doc says he hasn't done that in years, it's all PSA test now.  The CDC agrees.  But ya'll carry on with your freak selves.

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20 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

This is outstanding.

"That's a big fuckin' hole right there."  

6 hours ago, Your Mom said:

Maybe some of you are tighter with your doctor than the rest of us and there's nothing wrong with that, but the finger up the ass isn't really as necessary anymore.  My doc says he hasn't done that in years, it's all PSA test now.  The CDC agrees.  But ya'll carry on with your freak selves.

You really just want to make sure he doesn't have both hands on your shoulders while inspecting.

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I'll be 40 this year and still find the dumbest/childish shit funny

4 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

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*My son and me

7 hours ago, markstanco said:


The olds hitting the like icon here.

Olds?  It’s been played at games, weddings, parties, etc., more in the 00s and teens than before. Macarena, then YMCA, then Cha Cha slide, then Wobble. Etc. 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Olds?  It’s been played at games, weddings, parties, etc., more in the 00s and teens than before. Macarena, then YMCA, then Cha Cha slide, then Wobble. Etc. 

Sir, have you never seen the cinematic masterpiece Down Periscope?

31 minutes ago, RPM said:

Sir, have you never seen the cinematic masterpiece Down Periscope?


I use a few choice lines from that quite frequently. 

13 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

I use a few choice lines from that quite frequently. 

 

On 1/19/2022 at 11:38 PM, tfoolry said:

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Just took it in the ass, Tim.  

The response by Remi Monaghan bugs me more than it should, but the only thing dumber than a reporter is a sports reporter. Talk about lack of self awareness. TV stations show videos of people getting hit by cars, getting shot, etc, etc, all the time. It's called "news." The fact that it was someone in the profession doesn't make it any more or less newsworthy. If the reporter had been doing the broadcast and someone behind her got hit by a car, none of the reporters would have a problem with showing it. 

Also, it's "click bait," not "click bate." Yeah, yeah, I know, grammar police and all that, but if you're a reporter, you should be able to write a two sentence tweet without spelling errors. 

/rant

48 minutes ago, Richard Kimball said:
 

Also, it's "click bait," not "click bate." Yeah, yeah, I know, grammar police and all that, but if you're a reporter, you should be able to write a two sentence tweet without spelling errors. 

/rant

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