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#20557
1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Almost got a crotch shot at the end

nm34

Edited by jeevsie
HurrDurr

#20562
7 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Is he paying $400/mo or looking to get $400/mo?? For a cook and housekeeper and whatever...

Sounds like you are interested, give him a call :)

#20567
3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

My thoughts, as well, at first.  I believe he's talking about the user of the phone.  I hope. 

I had the same response as @CooterBrown then I had Diggler's thought process.  Edited my post.

#20571
6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

My thoughts, as well, at first.  I believe he's talking about the user of the phone.  I hope. 

Man you guys are pervs, yes I was referring to the ending shot where the person taking the video took a shot of herself.

#20574
1 minute ago, TKthunder2 said:

Hope he sprung for the insurance.

I legit think that even if they bought the insurance, there has to be a clause in there about purposeful malicious destruction voiding the insurance.

#20577
7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Who's wife is that?

Who’s wife’s what?

#20580

^

Obviously written by a native Floridian.

Plus, we all know there is such a thing as a Florida Ounce.  It's 28.35 grams in Miami.  Anything less, shank a bitch.

#20581
1 hour ago, davidg said:

Need a that's fucking awesome thread but until then ...

 

Those are outstanding. 

Edit - Half hour later double post! 

 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

#20586

'Throw Momma from the Train' doesn't get enough love.  A really dark comedy, but it holds up well thanks to the primary performances of Devito and Crystal.  

Hard to believe, but "Momma" was just 57 when she filmed her scenes.  Movie also featured one of the first and only acting performances from the Grateful Dead's own Branford Marsalis.  

#20587
16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

'Throw Momma from the Train' doesn't get enough love.  A really dark comedy, but it holds up well thanks to the primary performances of Devito and Crystal.  

Hard to believe, but "Momma" was just 57 when she filmed her scenes.  Movie also featured one of the first and only acting performances from the Grateful Dead's own Branford Marsalis.  

The Wilford Brimley of actresses. 

#20589
29 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

That’s some poor surly son’s crazy ex-wife in about 25 years. 

#20590
2 minutes ago, nnm said:

That’s some poor surly son’s crazy ex-wife in about 25 years. 

Or a Surly GenXers sugar baby.

#20596
21 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Ho

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Fucking

Shit

 

 

the incompetence level on this is off the fucking charts

 


Their votes count twice as much as yours.  That's depressing.

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