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10 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

Was not expecting her to leeroy jenkins a backflip. Awesome.

Hope the little girl she kicked in the face is ok

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Almost got a crotch shot at the end

nm34

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HurrDurr

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

 

Is he paying $400/mo or looking to get $400/mo?? For a cook and housekeeper and whatever...

7 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Is he paying $400/mo or looking to get $400/mo?? For a cook and housekeeper and whatever...

Sounds like you are interested, give him a call :)

10 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


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My thoughts, as well, at first.  I believe he's talking about the user of the phone.  I hope. 

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Technically no it hasn’t. But it was on Shaggy more than likely.
3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

My thoughts, as well, at first.  I believe he's talking about the user of the phone.  I hope. 

I had the same response as @CooterBrown then I had Diggler's thought process.  Edited my post.

6 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

My thoughts, as well, at first.  I believe he's talking about the user of the phone.  I hope. 

Man you guys are pervs, yes I was referring to the ending shot where the person taking the video took a shot of herself.

1 minute ago, TKthunder2 said:

Hope he sprung for the insurance.

I legit think that even if they bought the insurance, there has to be a clause in there about purposeful malicious destruction voiding the insurance.

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Need a that's fucking awesome thread but until then ...

 

16 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

the incompetence level on this is off the fucking charts

 

Who's wife is that?

7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Who's wife is that?

Who’s wife’s what?

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47 minutes ago, davidg said:

Need a that's fucking awesome thread but until then ...

 

Those are outstanding. 

 

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^

Obviously written by a native Floridian.

Plus, we all know there is such a thing as a Florida Ounce.  It's 28.35 grams in Miami.  Anything less, shank a bitch.

1 hour ago, davidg said:

Need a that's fucking awesome thread but until then ...

 

Those are outstanding. 

Edit - Half hour later double post! 

 

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'Throw Momma from the Train' doesn't get enough love.  A really dark comedy, but it holds up well thanks to the primary performances of Devito and Crystal.  

Hard to believe, but "Momma" was just 57 when she filmed her scenes.  Movie also featured one of the first and only acting performances from the Grateful Dead's own Branford Marsalis.  

16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

'Throw Momma from the Train' doesn't get enough love.  A really dark comedy, but it holds up well thanks to the primary performances of Devito and Crystal.  

Hard to believe, but "Momma" was just 57 when she filmed her scenes.  Movie also featured one of the first and only acting performances from the Grateful Dead's own Branford Marsalis.  

The Wilford Brimley of actresses. 

29 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

 

That’s some poor surly son’s crazy ex-wife in about 25 years. 

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

That’s some poor surly son’s crazy ex-wife in about 25 years. 

Or a Surly GenXers sugar baby.

21 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

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the incompetence level on this is off the fucking charts

 


Their votes count twice as much as yours.  That's depressing.

3 hours ago, futureman said:

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on brand for several reasons

24 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Their votes count twice as much as yours.  That's depressing.

That assumes that they can figure out how to vote

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