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1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

or... she just tired of their shit.

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.

Bleach her hair, cut it in a bob, and put her in a coffee shop behaving the same way to a teenage barista because they put almond milk in her mocha frap vanilla SOY latte, and we've all seen that video a hundred times in the past few years.

Crazy Karens -- they're international!

Maybe she was just hungry?  Honestly, I've been there - hangry is a real thing.

14 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Eat a snickers, gringo.

No tes chingando, wey.

1 hour ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Funny reply 

 

If the shanty is a rockin' don't come a knockin'?

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Christ. Once during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life’s been a living hell ever since.
5 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

I worked with the Indian Health Service in Glasgow Montana in the mid-eighties.  It was an open secret that the ice shanties on Medicine Lake were serviced by a group of young Sioux ladies.  Being situated entirely on Indian Nation land, the state and local police were powerless.  Eventually, Reservation Police enlisted the FBI and conducted a raid one Saturday morning.  A lot of locals, including the sheriff of a near-by town, were caught red handed.  Medicine Lake is famous for its winter pike spear fishing don't you know.

3 hours ago, bmbmd said:

I worked with the Indian Health Service in Glasgow Montana in the mid-eighties.  It was an open secret that the ice shanties on Medicine Lake were serviced by a group of young Sioux ladies.  Being situated entirely on Indian Nation land, the state and local police were powerless.  Eventually, Reservation Police enlisted the FBI and conducted a raid one Saturday morning.  A lot of locals, including the sheriff of a near-by town, were caught red handed.  Medicine Lake is famous for its winter pike spear fishing don't you know.

😲

4 hours ago, bmbmd said:

It was an open secret that the ice shanties on Medicine Lake were serviced by a group of young Sioux ladies.  Being situated entirely on Indian Nation land, the state and local police were powerless.  

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9 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That’s a million bucks?  

well not anymore

20 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

One second in and I was already laughing my ass off.

15 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That’s a million bucks?  

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15 hours ago, bmbmd said:

I worked with the Indian Health Service in Glasgow Montana in the mid-eighties.  It was an open secret that the ice shanties on Medicine Lake were serviced by a group of young Sioux ladies.  Being situated entirely on Indian Nation land, the state and local police were powerless.  Eventually, Reservation Police enlisted the FBI and conducted a raid one Saturday morning.  A lot of locals, including the sheriff of a near-by town, were caught red handed.  Medicine Lake is famous for its winter pike spear fishing don't you know.

And drugs too

https://www.moraminn.com/crime/firearms-meth-found-in-felon-s-fish-house/article_4e075b36-63a1-11ea-b749-a781d6340653.html

 

 

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45 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Sounds like that Ohio guy maybe wasn't so crazy after all.  Sounds like he knew exactly what he was talking about.  His wife is going to be paying reel close attention to where he casts his ice fishing rod this winter. 

20 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Sounds like that Ohio guy maybe wasn't so crazy after all.  Sounds like he knew exactly what he was talking about.  His wife is going to be paying reel close attention to where he casts his ice fishing rod this winter. 

That urinal water is awful cold in the winter  

On 2/8/2022 at 12:56 PM, HenryJames said:

 

"Oh, the Frenchmen"... I think this may be a new nickname for my guy parts.

17 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That’s a million bucks?  

4x the price if it's an NFT.

37 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

That urinal water is awful cold in the winter  

Doesn't smell so bad though.

17 hours ago, bmbmd said:

I worked with the Indian Health Service in Glasgow Montana in the mid-eighties.  It was an open secret that the ice shanties on Medicine Lake were serviced by a group of young Sioux ladies.  Being situated entirely on Indian Nation land, the state and local police were powerless.  Eventually, Reservation Police enlisted the FBI and conducted a raid one Saturday morning.  A lot of locals, including the sheriff of a near-by town, were caught red handed.  Medicine Lake is famous for its winter pike spear fishing don't you know.

 

The Ice Shanties on Medicine Lake - the oft overlooked B-side to Run To The Hills.

19 hours ago, bmbmd said:

I worked with the Indian Health Service in Glasgow Montana in the mid-eighties.  It was an open secret that the ice shanties on Medicine Lake were serviced by a group of young Sioux ladies.  Being situated entirely on Indian Nation land, the state and local police were powerless.  Eventually, Reservation Police enlisted the FBI and conducted a raid one Saturday morning.  A lot of locals, including the sheriff of a near-by town, were caught red handed.  Medicine Lake is famous for its winter pike spear fishing don't you know.

Red handed with an Indian... prolly red in the face too.

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

 

The Ice Shanties on Medicine Lake - the oft overlooked B-side to Run To The Hills.

When Ice Shanties are outlawed, only outlaws will shanty on the Ice.  

Dammit, we had something for this.  I'm telling you, Frozen Lake Hookers are what happens when you don't allow prayer in school. 

A teacher friend was on field trip with 2nd graders where they were learning about animals... this is the lasting image:

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3 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

That urinal water is awful cold in the winter  

And it's deep, too.

24 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

A teacher friend was on field trip with 2nd graders where they were learning about animals... this is the lasting image:

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Porcinetipede?  

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

A teacher friend was on field trip with 2nd graders where they were learning about animals... this is the lasting image:

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You leave Vic Mackey's love life out of it!

6 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Sounds like that Ohio guy maybe wasn't so crazy after all.  Sounds like he knew exactly what he was talking about.  His wife is going to be paying reel close attention to where he casts his ice fishing rod this winter. 

ISWYDT.  Nice job.

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

When Ice Shanties are outlawed, only outlaws will shanty on the Ice.  

Dammit, we had something for this.  I'm telling you, Frozen Lake Hookers are what happens when you don't allow prayer in school. 

Ice pick and the frozen lake hookers is a catchy band name. 

Also gives new meaning to winter time at the upstate Finger Lakes

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