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10 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Sounds like that Ohio guy maybe wasn't so crazy after all.  Sounds like he knew exactly what he was talking about.  His wife is going to be paying reel close attention to where he casts his ice fishing rod this winter. 

 

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Not the moves Priests are normally putting on the kids.

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

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I haven’t laughed that hard in a very long time.
15 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

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42 looks a little too enthusiastic with the hip grab

40 has the Erik Dickerson "why the fuck am I at this fucking school" look and probably transferred soon thereafter

 

2 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

That. Is. Awesome!

4 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

42 looks a little too enthusiastic with the hip grab

40 has the Erik Dickerson "why the fuck am I at this fucking school" look and probably transferred soon thereafter

 And guy on the bottom seems reeeeeeeeall happy.

14 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Comments are golden:

Have you seen the film on this guy? It's nothing but shallow crosses.

they were running a hail mary,

That’s no longer his father, he better call him daddy from now on!!

Second to last part hits close to home.

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Which of you guys put up this one?

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Fuck it, might as well throw all of these in one post.

 

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9 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Is every one of these people dead?

Jake and Hacksaw are alive.  

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On 2/11/2022 at 1:44 PM, Lobo said:

Porcinetipede?  

Seems more like Porktenapiece.

On 2/11/2022 at 1:05 PM, slorch said:

Red handed with an Indian... prolly red in the face too.

I don't know but I've been told Eskimo pus is mighty cold

I don't know but it's been said Indian pus is mighty red.

4 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

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I just found my son’s spank washcloth behind the toilet.  Fucker is stiff as a board.

29 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I just found my son’s spank washcloth behind the toilet.  Fucker is stiff as a board.

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56 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I just found my son’s spank washcloth behind the toilet.  Fucker is stiff as a board.

And you hand washed it, right?

23 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

Not the moves Priests are normally putting on the kids.

It's a big improvement. 

5 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

And you hand washed it, right?

Right after he sniffed it a few times.

Wonder what the BF’s surly handle is?

 

5 hours ago, nnm said:

Wonder what the BF’s surly handle is?

 

Hate to quote myself, but scrolled through the reddit comments, which led me to this video, which appears to be footage of a Surly superbowl party in progress:

 

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Y’all try this at home and report back, please. 

 

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