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2 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Shark on the right appears to be aroused

It would have two boners, just sayin'

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13 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

What in the hell is going on with his hands?  Is he a vampire and actually 200 years old?  Also that thumb, wtf is that?

 

Probably because his palms are sweaty.  Looks like his knees weak and his arms are heavy too.  If you look closely at that hoodie I think there is a little vomit - looks like pasta but I cant be sure.  Its the superbowl so of course he is going to be nervous - but seriously on the surface he looks calm and ready. 

that’s not what your mom said this morning. 
Thanks for servicing her and taking one from the team.

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29 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Dudes were way more simple in the 70's before they got metro sexualized and shit.

4.9%? 175 grams?

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1 minute ago, Superhero said:

Where did the dog get the knife?

You’re not suggesting it was staged, are you?

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1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

No way to watch that only once.

1 hour ago, davidg said:

 

Bright florescent lighting, handheld camera, mall-like backgournd sounds...  Seems legit.

But still funny.

23 hours ago, beer said:

Probably because his palms are sweaty.  Looks like his knees weak and his arms are heavy too.  If you look closely at that hoodie I think there is a little vomit - looks like pasta but I cant be sure.  Its the superbowl so of course he is going to be nervous - but seriously on the surface he looks calm and ready. 

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3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Do they do that with air bags from a car?

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Circle beards.

I know you live alone or with your mama.

47 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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Circle beards.

I know you live alone or with your mama.

That's how you make a mullet look like a good choice 

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

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Circle beards.

I know you live alone or with your mama.

They can't take away your forehead Oakleys if the Oakleys sprout from your tiny brain.  

4-D Chess 'n shit.  Fuck Luxxottica! 

On 2/16/2022 at 1:38 PM, Hate said:

It was pretty good, but it still can't touch Prince's halftime show.  That will never be topped. 

I had a legitimate 15 seconds of screen time during the XXIX show, so fuck you.

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I could have used this a couple of times this week.

I could use this everyday of the week. Especially on the weekends when the kids bring me in as an intermediary in their dispute of which cartoon to watch. 

43 minutes ago, Anwar Namtut said:

*adds "Videos you scroll the internet for" to Twitter feed*

 

 

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