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Legit serious political ad by a serious and successful oil and gas lawyer, running for Texas Railroad Commission.  I guess she gets the Surly vote. 
Yes, that’s the candidate in the video. 

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I weep for my homeland sometimes. 

All they need is a Cracker Barrel or an Applebee's to boot and they can join the disintegration of decent America.

The race to the bottom will begin with unlimited breadsticks.

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

And salit.   Don’t forget the unlimited salit. 

fify 

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Dick Butt would’ve been better. 
 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

Dick Butt would’ve been better. 
 

 

 

 

This motherfucker prays every night for Godzilla to destroy his city and end his life. 

16 minutes ago, Underdog said:

This motherfucker prays every night for Godzilla to destroy his city and end his life. 

You must not follow him on Twitter. He does some pretty remarkable and/or stupid stuff. 

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Can't stop laughing at this. 

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On 2/20/2022 at 7:12 PM, nnm said:

Legit serious political ad by a serious and successful oil and gas lawyer, running for Texas Railroad Commission.  I guess she gets the Surly vote. 
Yes, that’s the candidate in the video. 

Paused for research purposes

 

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58 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I don't get it. Depp meets Deadpool?

On 2/20/2022 at 8:23 PM, Lobo said:

All they need is a Cracker Barrel or an Applebee's to boot and they can join the disintegration of decent America.

The race to the bottom will begin with unlimited breadsticks.

Come on...

The perfect chain for the RGV is On The Border...

51 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Where’s the Longhorn Steakhouse?

Harlingen...

5 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

I don't get it, either. I am sad.

 

add me to the list

On 2/9/2022 at 1:56 PM, Trey3216 said:

 

 

Wholly shit, definitely a displaced aggy.

On 2/9/2022 at 12:06 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Man you guys are pervs, yes I was referring to the ending shot where the person taking the video took a shot of herself.

NMAS, you do realize where you are...right?

On 2/12/2022 at 5:25 AM, Longhornstampede said:

42 looks a little too enthusiastic with the hip grab

40 has the Erik Dickerson "why the fuck am I at this fucking school" look and probably transferred soon thereafter

 

 

On 2/12/2022 at 9:47 AM, Braff Zacklin said:

 And guy on the bottom seems reeeeeeeeall happy.

I thought #40 looked like he realized he couldn't handle the length...

56 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Fast forward to 30 seconds:

 

but was they bitin'?

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1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Fast forward to 30 seconds:

 

If you don't laugh at that guy's screams you are dead inside

On 2/12/2022 at 8:01 PM, Sbbruin said:

I just found my son’s spank washcloth behind the toilet.  Fucker is stiff as a board.

Narrator: "it's not his sons"

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Fast forward to 30 seconds:

 

Must not be an ice shanty because I didn't see any hookers.

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