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8 hours ago, maninblack said:

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That's not funny....

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

If you don't laugh at that guy's screams you are dead inside

I'm struggling to visualize the outside.  

32 minutes ago, freyguy said:

That's not funny....

Speaking as the 4th guy: I disagree.

6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Why is a sea shanty an old song and an ice shanty where you get a really cold bj while pretending to fish?

When I was a kid in South Dakota, my dad would drive me in our green Ford LTD Country Squire station wagon with “wood” paneling to visit friends’ ice shacks on the lake where we had a cabin (the ice was 30” thick). I always wanted to tag along because most of the shack walls were plastered with Playboy centerfolds. I was caught one time trying to slip a Playboy under my coat. Those fuckers thought that was pretty gotdam hilarious.

He would never take me ice fishing, though. I pestered enough one winter that he took me out onto the ice, cut a hole, and planted a cheap ass ice fishing rig in the ice and marched back to the cabin.. The hole started icing over after about 15 minutes, so I callled it quits. Thanks, Pops.  

Not one hooker in sight, so no cold bj for me  

 

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8 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

When I was a kid in South Dakota, my dad would drive me in our green Ford LTD Country Squire station wagon with “wood” paneling to visit friends’ ice shacks on the lake where we had a cabin (the ice was 30” thick). I always wanted to tag along because most of the shack walls were plastered with Playboy centerfolds. I was caught one time trying to slip a Playboy under my coat. Those fuckers thought that was pretty gotdam hilarious.

He would never take me ice fishing, though. I pestered enough one winter that he took me out onto the ice, cut a hole, and planted a cheap ass ice fishing rig in the ice and marched back to the cabin.. The hole started icing over after about 15 minutes, so I callled it quits. Thanks, Pops.  

Not one hooker in sight, so no cold bj for me  

 

Yeah, few times I tried ice fishing...not that fun.  This was back before advanced portable heaters were a thing.  And before I could drink whiskey to keep warm.

But when I heard that idiotic mayor talking about ice shanties being overrun with cock-hungry prostitutes, I thought "Maybe I should give it another try."  

2 minutes ago, Bartles said:

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Easy Breezy Beautiful. Weather Girl 

NEGGED!

 

saw that last night. supposedly for 5 hours dude took hostages in an apple store. he demanded $200M in crytocurrency or somethit. one of the hostages escaped. hostage taker chased after him. some dude in bmw decides to run over the hostage taker. supposedly hostage taker is ok, or at least not dead.

30 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

saw that last night. supposedly for 5 hours dude took hostages in an apple store. he demanded $200M in crytocurrency or somethit. one of the hostages escaped. hostage taker chased after him. some dude in bmw decides to run over the hostage taker. supposedly hostage taker is ok, or at least not dead.

Maybe he was just trying to raise money for his partner’s gender reassignment surgery. 97725A9C-2903-4C2E-8652-A5ADF2B37F42.gif.dfa187a9110a584dc0b5b09c35f3d403.gif

Not in Texas, he won't!  /noCR

Damn, Cazale was so brilliant in that movie.  

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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You sure that ain't just a beer run?

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Damn, Cazale was so brilliant in that every movie he was ever in.  

FIFE.

18 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

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Lmao

Morning Wood Estates.

23 hours ago, freyguy said:

That's not funny....

It is to 1 in 4 posters.

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Down goes Frazier!  Down goes Frazier!


 

 

 

I don't care for cats, but that full on body slam is greatness.

On 2/22/2022 at 9:47 AM, MissingInAction said:

Paused for research purposes

 

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From her webpage. She's asking for your opinion.  

Sarah's Top 3 Priorities for regulating Texas oil, gas, & mining

 My top priorities:
1. Putting Texans to work to provide clean, reliable, affordable energy;
2. Preventing federal intervention in Texas energy regulation (we can govern ourselves);
3. Helping establish global ESG metrics and standards - Texas operators are doing some really great things to tackle hard environmental, social, and governance issues. Let’s incentivize innovation - not mandate uneconomical rules. 

 

But I want to hear from you - what are you concerned about? What do you want to see from me if I'm elected? I want to hear from you!

It would be nice to see a Railroad commissioner who wants to encourage running of trains.

22 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

 

"Viagra Haven"

22 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

Stoopsville

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