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10 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Sir, everyone here is the 1% and only bang 10's,

Well, duh.  

3 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Lol. Fuck the poors right?

Fuck 'em?  Not necessarily but, damn, why brag about it?

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On 3/6/2022 at 12:47 AM, Chilly Water said:

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why did Consumer Packaged Goods manufacturers never considered selling advertising space on the back of their bathroom products?

4 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

why did Consumer Packaged Goods manufacturers never considered selling advertising space on the back of their bathroom products?

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23 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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holy shit tom's diner.  place was a sort of institution.  been closed now

It's amazing how many folks out themselves as paycheck to paycheck schmucks w/ those gas price memes. 

I finally bothered to look at the price when I filled up yesterday because of the memes. It was $3.99 for regular. You know what I did? Filled up.
1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's amazing how many folks out themselves as paycheck to paycheck schmucks w/ those gas price memes. 

Sir, I will have you know the wife & I just received our largest SS annuity benefit increase in recent years for a combined grand net total of $8.67 per month!

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's amazing how many folks out themselves as paycheck to paycheck schmucks w/ those gas price memes. 

I agree I t does seem there is an outsized amount of bitching though.  The prices aren’t that unusual.  
 

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I think it is because everything is so political now that the complaining is a bit opportunistic. 

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I agree I t does seem there is an outsized amount of bitching though.  The prices aren’t that unusual.  
 

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I think it is because everything is so political now that the complaining is a bit opportunistic. 

Yep

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Sir, everyone here is the 1% and only bang 10's,

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11 hours ago, tbone_ said:

What is it?

The blue and white are there to show solidarity with Ukraine.  Seems Mr. Howard is an idiot.

3 minutes ago, Parliament said:

The blue and white are there to show solidarity with Ukraine.  Seems Mr. Howard is an idiot.

white?

Things not going well for Parliament 

4 hours ago, Doze said:

^^^but they keep the economy ROLLING doh. 

They just can't buy as many ShamWow's and Slapchops anymore. 

 

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still thumps

 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, I'll have what the dog is having. wtf was ufcu thinking on this one? ahahahaha
 

"Somebody get some drugs to calm the fucking dog down."

2 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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What was the tic-tac-toe game with the celebrities in the squares?  

13 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

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Might want to update the lingo, that chicken is baked not fried. 🙃

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5 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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I, too, aspire to be the Statler and/or Waldorf of digital meetings

Desmond's idiocy and unbridled buffoonery never disappoint. 

Ukranian Wolverines rule!

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Desmond's idiocy and unbridled buffoonery never disappoint. 

Ukranian Wolverines rule!

 

 

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ok hold up, what’s going on with this tweet? haven’t seen this. 

36 minutes ago, futureman said:

ok hold up, what’s going on with this tweet? 

Stupidity.

47 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Stupidity.

He has the market cornered.  Choking a bitch. Old man on a cloud with Herbstreit re: opt outs. Dumb behavior on the Heisman awards stage. Just a few of his highlights.

More to come. After all, it's Desmond. 

 

 
 
 

 

20 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

I'll have what he's having.

On 3/7/2022 at 7:13 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well, duh.  

Fuck 'em?  Not necessarily but, damn, why brag about it?

So treat them like mopeds?

 

 

 

On 3/7/2022 at 11:39 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

still thumps

 


You’re going to love my nuts!

30 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

So treat them like mopeds?

 

 

 


You’re going to love my nuts!

I cut that portion out and made it the ringtone for when my buddy would call. always hilarious when it would play randomly in public. "Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts!"

come to think of it, I can't remember the last time i used a ringtone. if my phone ever made a noise I would assume it was someone else's

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

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Eye pubes are the newest thing in designer accessories. 

15 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Looks like eye merkins.

Damn if you did get me to google merkin.  No telling where those ads are going to show up now.

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Maybe more appropriate for the shart thread. 

 

29 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

WTF is going on there?

A skater is about to get the shit beat out of him.

11 minutes ago, davidg said:

A skater is about to get the shit beat out of him.

they won’t catch him. skater wins this round. 

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