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#21101
10 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Sir, everyone here is the 1% and only bang 10's,

Well, duh.  

3 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Lol. Fuck the poors right?

Fuck 'em?  Not necessarily but, damn, why brag about it?

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#21102
On 3/6/2022 at 12:47 AM, Chilly Water said:

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why did Consumer Packaged Goods manufacturers never considered selling advertising space on the back of their bathroom products?

#21103
4 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

why did Consumer Packaged Goods manufacturers never considered selling advertising space on the back of their bathroom products?

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#21104
23 hours ago, Armybrat said:

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holy shit tom's diner.  place was a sort of institution.  been closed now

#21105
It's amazing how many folks out themselves as paycheck to paycheck schmucks w/ those gas price memes. 

I finally bothered to look at the price when I filled up yesterday because of the memes. It was $3.99 for regular. You know what I did? Filled up.
#21106
1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's amazing how many folks out themselves as paycheck to paycheck schmucks w/ those gas price memes. 

Sir, I will have you know the wife & I just received our largest SS annuity benefit increase in recent years for a combined grand net total of $8.67 per month!

#21107
1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

It's amazing how many folks out themselves as paycheck to paycheck schmucks w/ those gas price memes. 

I agree I t does seem there is an outsized amount of bitching though.  The prices aren’t that unusual.  
 

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I think it is because everything is so political now that the complaining is a bit opportunistic. 

#21108
1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I agree I t does seem there is an outsized amount of bitching though.  The prices aren’t that unusual.  
 

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I think it is because everything is so political now that the complaining is a bit opportunistic. 

Yep

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#21111
3 minutes ago, Parliament said:

The blue and white are there to show solidarity with Ukraine.  Seems Mr. Howard is an idiot.

white?

#21120
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, I'll have what the dog is having. wtf was ufcu thinking on this one? ahahahaha
 

"Somebody get some drugs to calm the fucking dog down."

#21129
6 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Desmond's idiocy and unbridled buffoonery never disappoint. 

Ukranian Wolverines rule!

 

 

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ok hold up, what’s going on with this tweet? haven’t seen this. 

#21132
47 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Stupidity.

He has the market cornered.  Choking a bitch. Old man on a cloud with Herbstreit re: opt outs. Dumb behavior on the Heisman awards stage. Just a few of his highlights.

More to come. After all, it's Desmond. 

 

 
 
 

 

#21138
On 3/7/2022 at 7:13 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Well, duh.  

Fuck 'em?  Not necessarily but, damn, why brag about it?

So treat them like mopeds?

 

 

 

On 3/7/2022 at 11:39 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

still thumps

 


You’re going to love my nuts!

#21140
30 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

So treat them like mopeds?

 

 

 


You’re going to love my nuts!

I cut that portion out and made it the ringtone for when my buddy would call. always hilarious when it would play randomly in public. "Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts!"

come to think of it, I can't remember the last time i used a ringtone. if my phone ever made a noise I would assume it was someone else's

#21143
15 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Looks like eye merkins.

Damn if you did get me to google merkin.  No telling where those ads are going to show up now.

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#21148
29 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

WTF is going on there?

A skater is about to get the shit beat out of him.

#21149
11 minutes ago, davidg said:

A skater is about to get the shit beat out of him.

they won’t catch him. skater wins this round. 

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