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I don't get why it's funny? 

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58 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I don't get why it's funny? 

She probably crashed the tank into the garage.

She calls the enizagam a clip

2 hours ago, Bravo said:

I don't even know where to put this. This thread will have to do. 

 

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17 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

She probably crashed the tank into the garage.

Too soon…around my house, anyway. 

‘Cause she stepped on the ball?

5 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

The first person I thought of when I saw this was Sark…

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22 hours ago, Bravo said:

I don't even know where to put this. This thread will have to do. 

 

Karen Carpenter says hold my glass of water.

5 hours ago, South Austin said:

Karen Carpenter says hold my glass of water.

Mama Cass should’ve shared that ham sandwich. 

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15 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Wow.  I wonder why that stage collapsed.

Answer this question, without directly answering this question.

..."Vic came!"

Just now, Hook1997 said:

More like 12 mpg and 90k but still lol

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When I married my fatass wife, she only ate $250 of groceries a week, now it's $400.

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5 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Mama Cass should’ve shared that ham sandwich. 

Four years ago, I would have gone ballistic at the eating disorder jokes. I would have railed about how eating disorders have the 2nd highest mortality rate among all mental illnesses, that death is always an abstract concept ... until it happens to you... etc. etc blah blah blah

But now? It's don't be a Keyboard Warrior ...  This is Surly, where the deer and the antelope play, were EVERYONE at one time or another is a target and you better have elephant hide thick skin.

Oh.. and the term I use for Tess Holliday and people who follow her is ... "Militant Fat Activist -- Keyboard Division."

1 hour ago, Lidig8r said:

Four years ago, I would have gone ballistic at the eating disorder jokes. I would have railed about how eating disorders have the 2nd highest mortality rate among all mental illnesses, that death is always an abstract concept ... until it happens to you... etc. etc blah blah blah

But now? It's don't be a Keyboard Warrior ...  This is Surly, where the deer and the antelope play, were EVERYONE at one time or another is a target and you better have elephant hide thick skin.

Oh.. and the term I use for Tess Holliday and people who follow her is ... "Militant Fat Activist -- Keyboard Division."

Awesome. Now write it for transgenderism and we will have a party going on in here

3 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

Four years ago, I would have gone ballistic at the eating disorder jokes. I would have railed about how eating disorders have the 2nd highest mortality rate among all mental illnesses, that death is always an abstract concept ... until it happens to you... etc. etc blah blah blah

But now? It's don't be a Keyboard Warrior ...  This is Surly, where the deer and the antelope play, were EVERYONE at one time or another is a target and you better have elephant hide thick skin.

Oh.. and the term I use for Tess Holliday and people who follow her is ... "Militant Fat Activist -- Keyboard Division."

I remember your personal tragedy, and there is no way I’d intentionally open that wound. I’ve had close family members who have dealt with eating disorders, suicide, and severe mental illness. Jokes can seem okay - almost like we’re in some sort of club - regardless of the fact that one’s audience may have an entirely different set of struggles or misfortunes. Fortunately, I don’t have much personal experience with those who suffer from serious addictions or violent crime, so I’m reluctant to make light of anything in that realm. For some perverse reason that I can’t explain, I’m able to separate jokes about suicide or cancer from my reality. I forget that not everyone can do that. Your experience has to be much more difficult because it was your child, and you saw it unfold before your eyes at an agonizing pace. Anyway, thanks for not knocking my teeth out even though it may have felt justified.

- Surly Asshole

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Lets recalibrate and think about whats *really* important 

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20 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Shit - you pull out those moves to that song you're bringing the house down. 

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