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1 hour ago, BHMCruiser said:

Awesome. Now write it for transgenderism and we will have a party going on in here

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My son’s preschool teacher kept this drawing my son made of his parents, one of whom is 14” taller than the other. I don’t know who laughed harder, teach or me…

 

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I think we’re holding hands. 

5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

I belive a pillar of concrete beats that

12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

My son’s preschool teacher kept this drawing my son made of his parents, one of whom is 14” taller than the other. I don’t know who laughed harder, teach or me…

 

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I think we’re holding hands. 

That kid is going to need therapy.

14 hours ago, BHMCruiser said:

Awesome. Now write it for transgenderism and we will have a party going on in here

uh oh. did you pay a doctor to cut your dick off?

59 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

That kid is going to need therapy.

That was 25 years ago. He sees a therapist in prison. 

29 minutes ago, futureman said:

gas station in atlanta last night. can you tell?

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One is unlike the others. 

My son’s preschool teacher kept this drawing my son made of his parents, one of whom is 14” taller than the other. I don’t know who laughed harder, teach or me…
 
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I think we’re holding hands. 

Your Amazon wife has a small cock.
Four years ago, I would have gone ballistic at the eating disorder jokes. I would have railed about how eating disorders have the 2nd highest mortality rate among all mental illnesses, that death is always an abstract concept ... until it happens to you... etc. etc blah blah blah
But now? It's don't be a Keyboard Warrior ...  This is Surly, where the deer and the antelope play, were EVERYONE at one time or another is a target and you better have elephant hide thick skin.
Oh.. and the term I use for Tess Holliday and people who follow her is ... "Militant Fat Activist -- Keyboard Division."

I’m glad to see that you are finding peace. What you went through would have permanently broken most people.
1 hour ago, luke duke said:


Your Amazon wife has a small cock.

Well, most of it is in my pint-sized mouth. 

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On 3/11/2022 at 7:22 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

My son’s preschool teacher kept this drawing my son made of his parents, one of whom is 14” taller than the other. I don’t know who laughed harder, teach or me…

 

BED0-C654-AD15-454-F-BDFE-3-AF33630-DFF1
 

I think we’re holding hands. 

I think she's holding something in her hand and mouth.  However, art is subjective.  

3 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Lake show will sign him to a 10 day contract. 

Oh god .. the millenial meme has become real

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thers also a Jaiden at #47 and Kadyn at #5

Looks like a Key & Peele outtake. 

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