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16 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

So I'm the only one who wants to do that to their son once a week?

a sucker punch makes you lol?

It was during independent reading time. Lolololololololololol

not  lol enough to stay out of the cr.

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Oh….so your SURE that you can make it all the way up the stairs before you have a blowout?
Yeah, I didn’t think so.

man, i would OWN that shitter like a boss...

I would pull a level of taking a shit dominance not seen since LBJ was in the white house.

 

ooooh you need to get to the 4th floor?  too bad, I am dropping a level 10 stinkbomb shit, and need all the space available to stretch my legs out to make sure I get it all cleared out.  you can sit on the landing below and smell my man shit smell until i have enough time to wipe.  oh yeah and dont look me in the eye, or I throw the shit covered TP at your ass

 

boss level 10 MFer

45 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

If this Manhattan Project were a seafood establishment, it'd be more accurate to ask if it were a fission joint.

19 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

If this Manhattan Project were a seafood establishment, it'd be more accurate to ask if it were a fission joint.

Bravo.

11 hours ago, Superhero said:

John Stockton's daughter?

 

Pajamas are too long to be John Stockton's daughter.

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