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2 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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Those dudes in the 50's had it made.

DId you just join the internet?

A Brief History Of The Dancing Baby Meme | TechCrunch

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1 minute ago, brakeman said:

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Those dudes in the 50's had it made.

Better have my dinner ready!

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Superhero said:

DId you just join the internet?

A Brief History Of The Dancing Baby Meme | TechCrunch

I read it when it was first reprinted in the Miami Herald newspaper.

See, all we’re trying to do is return America back to traditional values like these wifely duties.  If I’m off raw-dogging a pornstar, when I get home…have a fresh ribbon in, baby in crib, and my Wendy’s ready on the table.  Not that fucking hard.  This is Jesus’ vision for wives, okay?!? 

15 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

 

and then she sued him. 

34 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

 

...and she stepped on the (snow)ball

On 4/3/2022 at 10:18 AM, Moby Ric said:

I will see you all in Hell.

 

 

I have the same type of tourettes although not remotely as severe. I've learned to hide it pretty well though, so most people don't notice until I point it out. I wouldn't say she's playing it up necessarily, but she's likely letting down all her natural defenses to it (if that makes sense...basically just letting her body do what she gets the urges to do without suppressing those urges at all). That being said, this is hilarious. And she's knows it's hilarious, which is why she made the video.

 

30 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

I wouldn't say she's playing it up necessarily, but she's likely letting down all her natural defenses to it

I feel like that's basically the same thing. 

And TIL one of you has tourettes. Although apparently it's way more common than I thought. Is that because a lot of cases are quite mild? 

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

@Armybrat is this what it was really like?

No, bitches be bitches no matter what generation.

29 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I feel like that's basically the same thing. 

And TIL one of you has tourettes. Although apparently it's way more common than I thought. Is that because a lot of cases are quite mild? 

I've never been diagnosed, but I do say the word fuck appx 862 times a day.  Maybe I should get checked out.

35 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I don't know why this cracked me up, but it did

 

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

He dragged his wife into the cave by her hair.

Of course he did. Because if he dragged her by her ankles she would have filled up with mud. 

Like an older, white, more senile Leroy Jenkins. 

Ok So the Tourettes girl is Baylon Dupree, she is 19 goes to West Virginia and is studying to be a nurse.  She has sponsors for her channel and her promos for them are the best.
I present the greatest commercial in the world
 

How does that video only have 2K views?
33 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

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Hey have any of you guys seen the /r/rmaybemaybemaybe subreddit? It's super funny I bet someone could post a bunch of posts from there in a row on here. 

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Hey have any of you guys seen the /r/rmaybemaybemaybe subreddit? It's super funny I bet someone could post a bunch of posts from there in a row on here. 

Bitch bitch bitch. I’m doing you a service bud. Most of them aren’t any good. I’m saving you a lot of time here. 

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I rabbit holed watching youtube videos and stumbled across this comment gem..

Video was a tear jerking hearing impaired woman who got newly developed hearing aids so she could hear again..

 

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5 minutes ago, Parliament said:

When did Florida Walmart's turn into white trash shitholes?

when they opened?

7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

When did Florida Walmart's turn into white trash shitholes?

1982

 

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31 minutes ago, Parliament said:

When did Florida ALL Walmart's turn into white trash shitholes?

Fixed it for you.

26 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

when they opened?

This.

 

I live in a pretty nice area, but the Walmart is the only place where I'll see jorts and stained wife beaters.

10 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Walmart is the only place where I'll see jorts and stained wife beaters.

The Florida Panhandle would like to have a word with you

10 hours ago, Parliament said:

When did Florida Walmart's turn into white trash shitholes?

*Walmarts

Jfc.

I fucking hate Walmart but, I must admit, when I'm down on myself a 10 minute walk around the local Walmart is a real ego booster. 

Yeah, I'm sure there's some clever socio-political diatribe in there somewhere...but whoah.  She's leaning forward a bit to enhance them, but she's also being fair by keeping her arms at bay, instead of rolling them back to expose even more tit.  She's being a real sport here actually.  That's just a fantastic rack for a skinny broad.  I don't know what we're talking about.  But boobs.  I heart boobs.  

5 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, I'm sure there's some clever socio-political diatribe in there somewhere...but whoah.  She's leaning forward a bit to enhance them, but she's also being fair by keeping her arms at bay, instead of rolling them back to expose even more tit.  She's being a real sport here actually.  That's just a fantastic rack for a skinny broad.  I don't know what we're talking about.  But boobs.  I heart boobs.  

that's the message i got

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