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I personally believe we until we see how big countries like such as Iraq and like such as South Africa compare to the US. Then we can have a better view for our future
1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


I personally believe we until we see how big countries like such as Iraq and like such as South Africa compare to the US. Then we can have a better view for our future

*The Iraq.

10 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

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well, that was based to have happened in 1997

Cell phones had just, just started becoming something that you might need to carry with you. 

And they were for calls only.... it was another 2-3 years after that, when texting became something you could do on your phone

 

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14 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

well, that was based to have happened in 1997

Cell phones had just, just started becoming something that you might need to carry with you. 

And they were for calls only.... it was another 2-3 years after that, when texting became something you could do on your phone

 

what the hell are you doing

1 hour ago, futureman said:

what the hell are you doing

showing my age... and telling you to go fuck yourself.

5 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

showing my age... and telling you to go fuck yourself.

ok boomer. 

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With "testicle tanning" being in the news and what not, this seemed relevant.  

13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Genuinely surprised Armybrat didn't post this.

I did steal it to post on a couple of Geezer boards.

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I did steal it to post on a couple of Geezer boards.

And nobody laughed except one Englishman.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

I did steal it to post upsidedown on a couple of Geezer boards.


 

fify

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that dude's eyes are going to haunt me for a while

He could use dental floss as a mask.

33 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that dude's eyes are going to haunt me for a while

 

35 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

 

Great song, and they are fun as shit to party with 

17 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Great song, and they are fun as shit to party with 

Go on...

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1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

Go on...

They played at one of our Shrine Hospital fundraisers.   Played a great show, and then hung out with us til 3-4 in the morning drinking beers and telling us how grateful they were for hiring them for that specific type show.    Gave us several cell #’s to call if we wanted to have them back.  I also have Johnny Lee’’s, Bellamy’s, etc.  same story with them all 

8 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

They played at one of our Shrine Hospital fundraisers.   Played a great show, and then hung out with us til 3-4 in the morning drinking beers and telling us how grateful they were for hiring them for that specific type show.    Gave us several cell #’s to call if we wanted to have them back.  I also have Johnny Lee’’s, Bellamy’s, etc.  same story with them all 

Man, we opened for the Bellamy Brothers once and I was waiting around to chit chat and hopefully get an invite back to the bus.  They cruised on back to the bus and never even said, "hello."  They did put on a good show though.

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Man, we opened for the Bellamy Brothers once and I was waiting around to chit chat and hopefully get an invite back to the bus.  They cruised on back to the bus and never even said, "hello."  They did put on a good show though.

We do if I said you had a beautiful body and let your love flow.

Those guys were good.
On 4/20/2022 at 6:32 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, tbone_ said:


We do if I said you had a beautiful body and let your love flow.

Those guys were good.

They still sound the same now as they did 45 years ago.  They still put on a great show 

7 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that dude's eyes are going to haunt me for a while

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6 hours ago, jeevsie said:

Your son's what?

Ask yourself.  I didn’t write the motherfucker, Jeeves 

On 4/20/2022 at 9:14 PM, Message Board User said:

 

Uh, Ireland is only slightly larger than West Virginia.  Smarter? I’m not sure and I’m about as Irish a Texan as can be.

15 hours ago, tbone_ said:


We do if I said you had a beautiful body and let your love flow.

Those guys were good.

Redneck Girl is a go-to get the ladies dancing and guys buying them drinks song.

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4 minutes ago, Horn Draoi said:

Uh, Ireland is only slightly larger than West Virginia.  Smarter? I’m not sure and I’m about as Irish a Texan as can be.

Source?

1 hour ago, Horn Draoi said:

Uh, Ireland is only slightly larger than West Virginia.  Smarter? I’m not sure and I’m about as Irish a Texan as can be.

clearly you can’t interpret a simple fucking map. 

Redneck Girl is a go-to get the ladies dancing and guys buying them drinks song.

On the to do list now
1 minute ago, tbone_ said:


On the to do list now

Fo sho.  The bass line is basically country disco.  Hell of a lotta fun to play. 

2 hours ago, Horn Draoi said:

Uh, Ireland is only slightly larger than West Virginia.  Smarter? I’m not sure and I’m about as Irish a Texan as can be.

Big if true.

31 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

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I resemble this meme.  More hair though.

33 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

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I started eating healthy last week and haven't had a solid shit since. Just greenish-brown water.

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