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35 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

The parents, coaches and league officials that allow that shit should be punched in the fucking mouf.

Just now, RPM said:

The parents, coaches and league officials that allow that shit should be punched in the fucking mouf.

ok boomer

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Just now, futureman said:

ok boomer

There's no whateverthefuckthatwas in baseball.

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23 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Same here... cassette tape loader as well... Tunnels of Doom in it though, not Parsec (great game too)

My dad worked at TI when it was over on 183. He was at TI from the beginning and was affiliated with the teams that created the first semiconductor. We had all of the iterations of the TI 99-4 -- the speech synthesizer, the modem where you'd literally place the phone onto the little suction cups, the voice recognition thing so you could yell out "first base" on that shitty Milton Bradley baseball game and the guy would throw it to first base, the massive ROM extension cabinet. Tunnels of Doom still holds up; I play it with my kids using an emulator. It's a blast. 

3 hours ago, RPM said:

The parents, coaches and league officials that allow that shit should be punched in the fucking mouf.

If they said everyone gets one at bat with a walk up song I think it’s awesome.  And I coached Little League and tee ball for years.

13 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Well, someone in West Virpennsyltuckyhio will be awfully lonely tonight. 

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

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Dudes that insist on incorporating “420” in their screen names or any other identifier are regarded.   

Sheeit, that's my reaction when my kids (or anybody) is setting up a Monopoly board.
I ain't got 3 months to play a stupid board game.

If it takes you 3 months to beat your children at Monopoly then you’re really terrible at knowing how to manipulate your children
22 hours ago, deadshank said:

Dudes that insist on incorporating “420” in their screen names or any other identifier are regarded.   

Signed,

deadshank69

And don't try to deter a bear with bug spray.

43 minutes ago, Parliament said:

God I hope that's a joke.

It was in Oklahoma so probably not a joke 

Sooo.....people thought the bear would kinda grab its chest, fall backwards with arms spread out on its back?

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

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The baptists got there first.

3 hours ago, jeevsie said:

Sooo.....people thought the bear would kinda grab its chest, fall backwards with arms spread out on its back?

jesus

The baptists got there first.

Yea, no. Catholics have a centuries + head start.
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reminded me of surly:

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Just saw this on Burnet.

Note to self: Never sit on a bus bench. The lady was pissing through the slats like it was a toilet seat.

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