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3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Just saw this on Burnet.

Note to self: Never sit on a bus bench. The lady was pissing through the slats like it was a toilet seat.

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burnet and what?

We should probably move this to hobbies or nerdz, but look what I still have from my childhood 
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I’ll bet that really gets the ladies wet down at Hedonism.
4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Just saw this on Burnet.

Note to self: Never sit on a bus bench. The lady was pissing through the slats like it was a toilet seat.

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Mother?

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Monkeypox likely spread by sex at two raves in Europe, expert says

Holy shit!  Somewhere in Europe there’s a monkey that knows how to PARTY!

 

14 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Just saw this on Burnet.

Note to self: Never sit on a bus bench. The lady was pissing through the slats like it was a toilet seat.

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sorry for partying

Lee Trevino is a national treasure. 

I couldnt find the quote online but I recall this.  Back on the PGA Tour, he was asked about a hole in one and if he thought is was a lucky shot.  He said "No, that is what I was aiming for"

One of my favorites...

"If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron"

My pops and I love Lee, he met him back in the day at Tenison and from then on he always has a Lee quote ready for golf talk.

My favorite is “that’s the most fun I’ve had with my clothes on!”

3 hours ago, TXUT said:

Holy shit!  Somewhere in Europe there’s a monkey that knows how to PARTY!

 

Texas does it better, less infections. 
#MonkeyAssassin

 

17 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Just saw this on Burnet.

Note to self: Never sit on a bus bench. The lady was pissing through the slats like it was a toilet seat.

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That's nothing.  Not a month ago, while stopped at the corner of Garland Road and Buckner in Dallas, I saw a woman drop her sweatpants, walk right up to the curb and thrust her cooch at the intersection.  She pissed right into it standing up.  This was on a Saturday midday when that intersection was full of traffic.  No fucks given.  

17 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Just saw this on Burnet.

Note to self: Never sit on a bus bench. The lady was pissing through the slats like it was a toilet seat.

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17 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Just saw this on Burnet.

Note to self: Never sit on a bus bench. The lady was pissing through the slats like it was a toilet seat.

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Rolled up to this a few months ago at the intersection of Ella and 34th in Houston.  My son was in the front seat of the car with me. It gave me a good opportunity to convey to him the effect certain drugs have on people.

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24 minutes ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Rolled up to this a few months ago at the intersection of Ella and 34th in Houston.  My son was in the front seat of the car with me. It gave me a good opportunity to convey to him the effect certain drugs have on people.

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Walk of Shame? 

18 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Walk of Shame? 

I don't think she was capable of feeling shame in that moment. When I first stopped all of her clothes were in a pile on the ground and she was facing us. Pretty decent tits, if I'm being honest. She was pacing around talking to herself.  Then she attacked a sign.  I think she understood that she was starting to draw attention so she gathered up her clothes. I don't know what happened after that. We drove by there later and she was gone.

21 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Just saw this on Burnet.

Note to self: Never sit on a bus bench. The lady was pissing through the slats like it was a toilet seat.

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*Experiencing toiletlessness

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21 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Just saw this on Burnet.

Note to self: Never sit on a bus bench. The lady was pissing through the slats like it was a toilet seat.

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4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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Challenge accepted.

Surly at its finest.

3 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I don't think she was capable of feeling shame in that moment. When I first stopped all of her clothes were in a pile on the ground and she was facing us. Pretty decent tits, if I'm being honest. She was pacing around talking to herself.  Then she attacked a sign.  I think she understood that she was starting to draw attention so she gathered up her clothes. I don't know what happened after that. We drove by there later and she was gone.

So you went back without the kid huh??

43 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

So you went back without the kid huh??

I mean, I had to make sure she was okay and everything.

3 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I mean, I had to make sure she was okay and everything.

More like Pink Eye. 

11 hours ago, Underdog said:

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This exact same thing happened to my FIL in Dallas about 25-30 years ago, except without the clever comeback.  Highly successful doctor mistaken for a yard man at his Highland Park house.  He is still quite proud of that. And if you think about it...

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On 5/23/2022 at 5:07 PM, CooterBrown said:

Just saw this on Burnet.

Note to self: Never sit on a bus bench. The lady was pissing through the slats like it was a toilet seat.

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Rude...and not in a good way...

12 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

sorry for *pottying

 

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11 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

That's nothing.  Not a month ago, while stopped at the corner of Garland Road and Buckner in Dallas, I saw a woman drop her sweatpants, walk right up to the curb and thrust her cooch at the intersection.  She pissed right into it standing up.  This was on a Saturday midday when that intersection was full of traffic.  No fucks given.  

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10 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Rolled up to this a few months ago at the intersection of Ella and 34th in Houston.  My son was in the front seat of the car with me. It gave me a good opportunity to convey to him the effect certain drugs have on people.

Bus Stop Woman.jpg

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Rolled up to this a few months ago at the intersection of Ella and 34th in Houston.  My son was in the front seat of the car with me. It gave me a good opportunity to convey to him the effect certain drugs have on people.
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I have to say that as far as homeless women go?? Yeah, I probably wood.
3 minutes ago, Hate said:


I have to say that as far as homeless women go?? Yeah, I probably wood.

Junkiepox

On 5/21/2022 at 12:55 PM, Message Board User said:

I don't think that kid is really there for the baseball.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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nice avatar for this

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