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Not sure if this belongs here, the holy shit thread, or the stupid wives thread

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Having been to a bull fight, I root for the bull to inflict mass carnage every time.

I always root for the bull...ole’ my ass
4 minutes ago, ernest_t_bass said:

WTF is DFAd?

According to google, Dairy Farmers of America'd...so had wheels of cheese thrown at him?

5 hours ago, maninblack said:

 

I think this brings up an interesting question... what would you shout just before/during firing a minigun?

1 hour ago, ernest_t_bass said:

WTF is DFAd?

 

54 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

According to google, Dairy Farmers of America'd...so had wheels of cheese thrown at him?

How to tell when Russians have infiltrated your board.  

12 hours ago, RegularSizedRudy said:

 

 

 

11 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

WTF is DFAd?

Designated for assignment.  (cut from the roster/sent down to the minors)

12 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

I think this brings up an interesting question... what would you shout just before/during firing a minigun?

Tacos.

Similar to the "demon clown" phenomenon of a few years back, that is a good way to get capped.

15 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

I think this brings up an interesting question... what would you shout just before/during firing a minigun?

AMERICA, FUCK YEA!!!!!!

17 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

I think this brings up an interesting question... what would you shout just before/during firing a minigun?

Stop resisting?

17 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

I think this brings up an interesting question... what would you shout just before/during firing a minigun?

I ain't got time to bleed.

17 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

I think this brings up an interesting question... what would you shout just before/during firing a minigun?

MENDOZAAAAAA!

14 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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 I feel like there is some horrible source video to this? Or nah

20 hours ago, RegularSizedRudy said:

 

 

 

19 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

WTF is DFAd?

I think the better question is, why did it suggest "for"?  What sentence starts "I got for..."?

51 minutes ago, DeathTongue said:

 

I think the better question is, why did it suggest "for"?  What sentence starts "I got for..."?

I got for sheep waitin' four me in the barn./aggy 

On 10/18/2018 at 8:26 PM, OrangEngr said:

I think this brings up an interesting question... what would you shout just before/during firing a minigun?

"Say hello to my little friend."

15 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 I feel like there is some horrible source video to this? Or nah

You can't get rid of the Babadook

23 hours ago, RPM said:

 

 

Nice to know Skynet's got a lighter side. See y'all in the bunkers. 

On 10/16/2018 at 10:29 PM, Longboard Horn said:

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In addition to having what appear to be three extremely illegal video poker units, the corner store down the street from me sells these:

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You know, for when you want to freebase tobacco.

In addition to having what appear to be three extremely illegal video poker units, the corner store down the street from me sells these:
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You know, for when you want to freebase tobacco.

When did they outlaw video poker? They’re amusement redemption machines under the penal code.
50 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

They're for eucalyptus oil, so what?!

are you a koala?

double post bork

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