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#23207
5 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

This is pure greatness

 

It’s all fun and games until one of the dogs takes a dump and you have to bathe all the dogs that for dog shit smeared all over.

And then you gotta clean the slide… /DebbieDowner

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#23208
Terrible strategy. Gotta create a little more distance. Make a circle around the house, or just run up the street and then back down it. Never seem him make a tackle in the open field, so should be pretty easy to juke.
Well, I guess this struggle will enter my weird dream cycle at some point, thanks for the tips I guess...
#23209
14 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

12 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Terrible strategy. Gotta create a little more distance. Make a circle around the house, or just run up the street and then back down it. Never seem him make a tackle in the open field, so should be pretty easy to juke.

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#23219
15 hours ago, Born to Run said:
On 6/6/2022 at 2:19 PM, SquishMitten said:
Terrible strategy. Gotta create a little more distance. Make a circle around the house, or just run up the street and then back down it. Never seem him make a tackle in the open field, so should be pretty easy to juke.

Well, I guess this struggle will enter my weird dream cycle at some point, thanks for the tips I guess...

Username and all that

#23220
2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

one girl, two bowls. a thread:

 

Float the big bowl in a bath of very hot water and then put ice water in the inner bowl?  

#23224
44 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Float the big bowl in a bath of very hot water and then put ice water in the inner bowl?  

didn’t click on the twitter thread did you?

#23244
didn’t click on the twitter thread did you?
No, that's why this place exist, now get back to scouring Twitter and reddit for my (fine, Our) amusement, chop chop.
#23246
57 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Three of my favorite: Another Brick in the wall part 2, Dogs and Shine on you crazy diamond

My go-to quick birthday email or text message is an excerpt from “Time:”

And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Edit:  Now that ear worm is stuck in my head. I’m going to be singing it all day. 

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#23249
10 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Bet he can’t name 3 songs either

oh by the way, which one's Pink?

#23250
14 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Float the big bowl in a bath of very hot water and then put ice water in the inner bowl?

Ceramic has an extremely low coefficient of thermal expansion. Try again.

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