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I remember when locking gas caps became a thing in the 70's, well now my car doesn't have a gas cap so I'm fucked

 

or am I?

r/wallstreetbets - Have a safe weekend everyone..! Meme is reality soon

All right surlyites.  Having spent most of your lives giving the hook 'em, I imagine all of you are going to have the same problem with this that I have.  I simply can't do it.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

'splain? I don't get this one

Phil left the PGA tour to join the new Saudi one. Up until a couple weeks ago, he was the only big name to do so

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

could be for the nerdz forum but what is that stuff?

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Time to get all my Ocean Pacific Long sleeve T-shirts and white shorts out!

In San Antonio it was a Corona Beach Club t-shirt. 

16 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

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and every dude on the planet under the age of 40 is wearing shorts that are too short again.  and texas sucks dick at football.

This Dall.E AI “art” generator that’s making the rounds online is fun. Some of the masterpieces I made today:

 

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2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

This Dall.E AI “art” generator that’s making the rounds online is fun. Some of the masterpieces I made today:

 

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More Francis Bacon if we’re being honest. 

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

That lady is quite talented, but . . . I never want to see that again.

6 hours ago, futureman said:

could be for the nerdz forum but what is that stuff?

Titties? Those are the fun bags on a girl's chest that you get to play with should you ever have sex with a woman. 

1 minute ago, Wiler77 said:

Titties? Those are the fun bags on a girl's chest that you get to play with should you ever have sex with a woman. 

oh yeah?  what’s that like?

21 hours ago, nnm said:

Members Only jacket FTW

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11 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

Titties? Those are the fun bags on a girl's chest that you get to play with should you ever have sex with a woman. 

Futureman only knows how to shit on them

12 hours ago, futureman said:

oh yeah?  what’s that like?

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1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

That's was the name of my 80s cover band, for realimage.thumb.jpeg.5fdabb93c9bfce5120f1266a3dec5af3.jpeg

You had me at Iron Maiden font.

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Futureman only knows how to shit on them

yeah your mom loves that. 

11 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

My mom is dead soooo, have fun with that?

yeah it’s awesome. don’t kink shame. 

On 6/9/2022 at 8:20 AM, Parliament said:

Sign me up.  Pretty sure I have some white Nike's and jorts in the closet.

Nike's what?

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

They were invented by Bob Nike.

That's nice. But apparently something belonged to the shoes.

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