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11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

 


F you. I drove a shitty 79 Mercury Marquis.

 

I had all but about 2 or 3 of those. And it was a poop brown ‘83 mustang. Never owned Michael Bolton or Culture Club. 

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

 


F you. I drove a shitty 79 Mercury Marquis.

those aren't 8 tracks

37 minutes ago, elfenix said:

those aren't 8 tracks

No, they’re correctly identified as cassettes. My collection looked just like that. 

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

No, they’re correctly identified as cassettes. My collection looked just like that. 

I’m guessing his 79 Marquis had an 8 Track like this one.  
 


 

 

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played catcher in juco ball…shit like this is real.  
 

 

Lettice. 
Jokes on you, I thoroughly enjoyed Licking Letice back in 1993, lightly to start, but then she liked it firm until she was a quivering mess. In my mind, Lettice, is similar to Letice but with a double dose of tits. YMMV.






F you. I drove a shitty 79 Mercury Marquis.


My older Cousin had a sick Fiero with T tops and was my hero. I pilfered through pretty much that exact same tape collection in 1989 after his coon ass wedding in Baton Rouge, taking tapes and leaving empty cases in all the chaos of the festivities.
I still feel guilty as hell and never told him, but it was a long ride back to Houston, I only took 3, and it ended up taking 9 hours on I -10. Those tapes distracted me on my Walkman from Dad puking out the window after being a coullion all night and my mom being next level pissed.
I'll never listen to Tears for Fears, Candy-O by the Cars or Diver Down again. 9 hours straight through was enough.

Grew up that day

Also Lotta old fucks on here, good gracious. Rock on Gents, don't break a hip.

7 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Also Lotta old fucks on here, good gracious. Rock on Gents, don't break a hip.

too late

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

 


F you. I drove a shitty 79 Mercury Marquis.

 

Solid musical taste. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to get the fuck off of my lawn.

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Solid musical taste. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to get the fuck off of my lawn.


The only thing I call bullshit on is the lack of Sly Fox. If someone was pimpin a Fiero, they had Sly Fox. 

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30 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


The only thing I call bullshit on is the lack of Sly Fox. If someone was pimpin a Fiero, they had Sly Fox. 

I Fiero blasting "Let's Go All the Way" would always pull the wool.

16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

 

 

 

Two thoughts:

Bet he used two aliases to get 24 cassettes for 2 cents from Columbia House.

This collection was staged for the photo. Ain't nobody got time to keep those bitches alphabetized. 

 

And my lower left would have been all Ozzy. 1979 Ford F100 Stepside. 

1 hour ago, squib said:

Two thoughts:

Bet he used two aliases to get 24 cassettes for 2 cents from Columbia House.

This collection was staged for the photo. Ain't nobody got time to keep those bitches alphabetized. 

 

And my lower left would have been all Ozzy. 1979 Ford F100 Stepside. 

Additional thought: Anyone who ever owned cassettes didn't just have "purchased" tapes. We all had more mix tapes than actual tapes. If you didn't have this, you didn't live in the 70's/80's:

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5 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Additional thought: Anyone who ever owned cassettes didn't just have "purchased" tapes. We all had more mix tapes than actual tapes. If you didn't have this, you didn't live in the 70's/80's:

skynews-cassette-tape-mixtape_4150127.jp

I have a bunch of mix tapes off radio of EDGE Club ‘94 & 100.3 Thunderstorm from early 90s. Guest mixes were the best. 
 

 

 

 

I used to record George Gimarc’s Rock and Roll Alternative on Sunday nights on the Zoo. Had some pretty cool shit on there, way early.

18 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

 


F you. I drove a shitty 79 Mercury Marquis.

 

I owned about a dozen of those.

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

are those supposed to be bullet holes?

14 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

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Mrs. Doom was disappointed but not surprised to discover that this is how I programmed our garage door keypad. 

10 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Solid musical taste. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to get the fuck off of my lawn.

Especially Michael Bolton.

3 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

Chugged beer while taking a piss more times than I care to admit.  Pretty sure the GF has called me a pig for that effort as well.

11 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

Craziness at the end is he is carrying the K9...Dog was like "I'm tired bitch"

On 6/15/2022 at 9:46 PM, nnm said:

I had all but about 2 or 3 of those. And it was a poop brown ‘83 mustang. Never owned Michael Bolton…

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On 6/15/2022 at 10:40 PM, Born to Run said:


 

 


My older Cousin had a sick Fiero with T tops and was my hero. I pilfered through pretty much that exact same tape collection in 1989 after his coon ass wedding in Baton Rouge, taking tapes and leaving empty cases in all the chaos of the festivities.
I still feel guilty as hell and never told him, but it was a long ride back to Houston, I only took 3, and it ended up taking 9 hours on I -10. Those tapes distracted me on my Walkman from Dad puking out the window after being a coullion all night and my mom being next level pissed.
I'll never listen to Tears for Fears, Candy-O by the Cars or Diver Down again. 9 hours straight through was enough.

Grew up that day

 

No Bruce Springsteen?

9 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Chugged beer while taking a piss more times than I care to admit.  Pretty sure the GF has called me a pig for that effort as well.


She called you a pig for being efficient?

 

Typical. 

13 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Mrs. Doom was disappointed but not surprised to discover that this is how I programmed our garage door keypad. 

probably opens half of the neighborhood garages

12 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

 

They have to have earplugs.  That would be ridiculously loud! 

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