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24 minutes ago, markstanco said:

They have to have earplugs.  That would be ridiculously loud! 

Having been a contestant in a "Kid in a Little League trash can getting hit with bats endurance championship of 1971", I can confirm your hypothesis.

That isn’t the first tombstone I’ve seen online with almost the exact same inscription.

 

15 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Mrs. Doom was disappointed but not surprised to discover that this is how I programmed our garage door keypad. 

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22 hours ago, squib said:

This collection was staged for the photo. Ain't nobody got time to keep those bitches alphabetized.

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3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Here’s an old one….

 

why is it partially blurred? fucking cancel culture

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

why is it partially blurred? fucking cancel culture

Probably because the image was from the paper? They left enough to figure out, but not enough to get twitter fucked. 

On 6/15/2022 at 8:57 AM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I dunno, made me laugh

 

 

10 hours ago, thunderlounge said:


She called you a pig for being efficient?

 

Typical. 

Well, it might have in front of her mom.  I’m a little fuzzy on the details 

3 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Am I supposed to get this?

John Hinkley getting out of prison and someone recommended he go to Jersey Mike’s subs?  Is that it?

7 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

This and some of the responses just about killed me:

 

 


Is the fucking lot next to Buc-ee’s?

 

23 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Is the fucking lot next to Buc-ee’s?

 

Must be good bbq down the street….or

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

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Only 1 left on my list. I hate snakes.

7 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

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What are stickers ?

33 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

What are stickers ?

 

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14 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

 

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I know those as goatheads.  And fuck em!

5 hours ago, RPM said:

Only 1 left on my list. I hate snakes.

Same here.

41 minutes ago, futureman said:

sticker burrs

Cockle burrs

Don't be dumb. Stickers = grass burrs:

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Goat heads are tougher and grow in drier, hotter desert climates:

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Cockle burrs grow nearer water, on taller stems and branches, and are irritating but not as excruciatingly painful:

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9 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

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no love for chiggers?

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