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45 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

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My grandmother’s dachshunds were both bilingual. Could act upon commands given in Spanish and English…

To which my pops made sure to rub that fact in while I would struggle to communicate in horrible Spanglish to my grandparents.


My Lab was bilingual. Always cracked people up at Dove, Duck, or Deer camp. "Damn dog knows Spanish,"

He'd fetch whatever you shot back to you in any language tho, once the gun went boom.
1 hour ago, brakeman said:

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CR is that way...really.

7 minutes ago, Hate said:

CR is that way...really.

 

7 minutes ago, Hate said:

CR is that way...really.

is it really over there? 

old woman needs to sit down.

I will help you to sit down,

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

 

is it really over there? 

old woman needs to sit down.

I will help you to sit down,

Terrible haiku. 

Counting skills need to improve - 

It's five, seven, five. 

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

nm

I can't count either 

Edited by Futureman 

Balls balls balls balls balls

15 minutes ago, futureman said:

nm

Yes, I do have testes, thanks. 

9 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I can't count either 

Edited by Futureman 

Balls balls balls balls balls

fair

21 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

god that’s depressing.  those poor kids. 

43 minutes ago, futureman said:

god that’s depressing.  those poor kids. 

I know. Sad that if they ever see that video it could impress upon them they aren't wanted or loved. Simply discarded 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

god that’s depressing.  those poor kids. 

Yeah, I really hope those are all staged actors involved, otherwise that's pretty sad. And the audience reactions going crazy and high fiving the guy... sheesh  That's harsh. 

1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

Yeah, I really hope those are all staged actors involved, otherwise that's pretty sad. And the audience reactions going crazy and high fiving the guy... sheesh  That's harsh. 

You know good and well those are not actors. It really is sad, but imagine if you’re one of those men who isn’t the father. All of a sudden you find out you’re not the father and you just dodged potentially having to pay 18 years of child support for a child that isn’t yours. I understand that. When it comes down to it it’s not even the kid that they don’t like, they’re celebrating mainly for the fact that they proved the woman wrong. 

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11 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

You know good and well those are not actors. It really is sad, but imagine if you’re one of those men who isn’t the father. All of a sudden you find out you’re not the father and you just dodged potentially having to pay 18 years of child support for a child that isn’t yours. I understand that. When it comes down to it it’s not even the kid that they don’t like, they’re celebrating mainly for the fact that they proved the woman wrong. 

no, yeah we understand all that. 

Not really a photo but what the hell has gotten into Radio Shack's twitter feed?  Talking about squirters, taking an upper decker etc...
 

 

13 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Not really a photo but what the hell has gotten into Radio Shack's twitter feed?  Talking about squirters, taking an upper decker etc...
 

 

 

 

42 minutes ago, Anwar Namtut said:

Seems Maury is a little racist.

I can understand why one would think so…

56 minutes ago, Anwar Namtut said:

Seems Maury is a little racist.

not to asians.

56 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Damn.  There are still RadioShacks? 

Who knew?

There is one in Junction Texas. I went there last weekend and it was like walking through a portal into the late 80s.

23 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

There is one in Junction Texas. I went there last weekend and it was like walking through a portal into the late 80s.

Your cd-to-tape converter finally die?

csb/ Radio Shack at Westgate Mall happened to have the BC/Miami game on when we caught the Flutie play happen /csb.  

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Your cd-to-tape converter finally die?

8 track to tape. Get it straight!

22 hours ago, Hate said:

CR is that way...really.

Thank you.

Hate.

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

csb/ Radio Shack at Westgate Mall happened to have the BC/Miami game on when we caught the Flutie play happen /csb.  

/csb alert

Westgate Mall had a Jean store (can’t remember the name) where little Al got an autographed poster of Rusty Weir out front after getting his grilled cheese from the SandWitch across the way. 
/cab

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