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13 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Very guilty of this.  I am a shitty sleeper but am up once or twice a night to pee.  Often it's the death of my ability to get back to sleep.

Might want to have the old prostrate checked out.

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6 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Might want to have the old prostrate checked out.

DUH.

Prostate.

21 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Might want to have the old prostrate checked out.

FWIW, you'll be prostrate when they check out your prostate. 

On 7/6/2022 at 6:33 PM, Longhornstampede said:

That poor motorcycle... I could almost hear it whimpering over the radio in my vehicle...

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Get this guy a pair of these and he's jumping out of the gym in 2 weeks.

 

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16 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

 

53 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

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9 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

 

And the previous ones as "The Unprecedented Times"

27 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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KMS home to TxFB legends tarell brown and Malik Jefferson 

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

recent conversation by the Fairway grandkids

7 year old (quoting Zootopia) - shut your tiny mouth
2.5 year old, replying - no, you shut your fucking mouth

everyone in the room - stunned silence, and glaring at each other 

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The account seems pretty new - only 31 total tweets, so it won't take long to scroll through the rest of the similar fodder if you're so inclined... 

 

Edit - I guess when tweets get embedded now, they're automatically cropped which kind of sucks. Is that on our end or theirs, @immamac?

 

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13 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The account seems pretty new - only 31 total tweets, so it won't take long to scroll through the rest of the similar fodder if you're so inclined... 

 

Edit - I guess when tweets get embedded now, they're automatically cropped which kind of sucks. Is that on our end or theirs, @immamac?

 

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twitter embed sucks balls.

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The account seems pretty new - only 31 total tweets, so it won't take long to scroll through the rest of the similar fodder if you're so inclined... 

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On 7/7/2022 at 7:23 PM, Message Board User said:

 

This was no boat accident... 

On 7/6/2022 at 3:17 PM, elfenix said:

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I’d like to see more of the model. 

9 hours ago, tfoolry said:

That twitter account is nuts.  

Some good stuff on there. 
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8 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

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Of course everyone read that in his voice, right?

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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Worst. Lion King reenactment. Ever. 

9 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Get on with it motherfuckers.

 

Joe Pesci better watch his back.

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