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It’s so old but always makes me laugh. Just love the line “must bring your own weapons”
13 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Honky Jesus spotted in Cedar Park earlier today. 20220713_135321.jpg

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17 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:


Yeah that’s more of a north Texas and really just north of DFW season chart. But it is pretty spot on for us up here.

They left off Stock Show Weather. Sometime during the Fort Worth Stock Show (1/14 - 2/5) we get slammed with a winter storm. It may hit a week early sometimes, but it's coming.

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Ladycop: (singing)everybody was kung fu fighting

Drunk bitch: stop it, meanie! You're stepping on my buzz! *Limp wristed slap*

Ladycop: have some of this, drunky! Bhang pao! Thanks for making my day. 

Drunk bitch: waaaawaa

Ladycop: (singing)everybody was kung fu fighting

Remember that time you thought it would be awesome to show a cop who's who around here?

16 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

In Houston the seasons are four months of Hell, six months of almost hell, one month of hey this is nice, and one month of better build a fucking Ark.

Spring

Summer

Summerer

Fall

On 7/13/2022 at 8:30 AM, nnm said:

The F150 external temp sensor is really badly placed.  It's consistently significantly higher than the actual outside temp, particularly in the summer.

Maybe the F150 is just a whiny little bitch.

17 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Honky Jesus spotted in Cedar Park earlier today. 20220713_135321.jpg

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20 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

James T Kirk has left the chat

Actually, I think he said “challenge accepted.”

1 hour ago, 52-80 said:

 

What's unexpected here? That it occurred just as that one little twerp's SD card ran out? 

Just now, Prepuce of Doom said:

What's unexpected here? That it occurred just as that one little twerp's SD card ran out? 

the kid who solved the cube was very, uh, excited about the fact.

10 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the kid who solved the cube was very, uh, excited about the fact.

Rubik's pube! 

2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

 

only 12 hours late

8 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

This is killing me. I cant stop watching. It looks like he got tazed at the end . LMAO

10 minutes ago, RPM said:

only 12 hours late

Like all LA sports fans… 

15 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

Is that midget Kevin Bacon?

They say everybody has a doppleganger.  Apparently some people have midget dopplegangers.

34 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Anybody posted the Finland baseball field?  


Baseball in Finland? The hell you say?

Don’t they have too many rivers around?

16 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Baseball in Finland? The hell you say?

Don’t they have too many rivers around?

They're called fjords, dude.

Edited by MissingInAction
Dude

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Roxanne at full volume takes this one to 11.

16 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

They're called fjords, dude.

I thought they drove Volvos. They're boxy but they're good.

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

This is wonderful.  Thank you.

Sorta reminds me of this classic.  But drunk midget + Roxanne + toy boat in bathtub is so much more outstanding.

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Edited by South Austin

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

They say everybody has a doppleganger.  Apparently some people have midget dopplegangers.

Back in the day, we used to call this a Mini Me.

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