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#24307
17 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:


Yeah that’s more of a north Texas and really just north of DFW season chart. But it is pretty spot on for us up here.

They left off Stock Show Weather. Sometime during the Fort Worth Stock Show (1/14 - 2/5) we get slammed with a winter storm. It may hit a week early sometimes, but it's coming.

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Ladycop: (singing)everybody was kung fu fighting

Drunk bitch: stop it, meanie! You're stepping on my buzz! *Limp wristed slap*

Ladycop: have some of this, drunky! Bhang pao! Thanks for making my day. 

Drunk bitch: waaaawaa

Ladycop: (singing)everybody was kung fu fighting

#24309

Remember that time you thought it would be awesome to show a cop who's who around here?

#24313
16 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

In Houston the seasons are four months of Hell, six months of almost hell, one month of hey this is nice, and one month of better build a fucking Ark.

Spring

Summer

Summerer

Fall

#24314
On 7/13/2022 at 8:30 AM, nnm said:

The F150 external temp sensor is really badly placed.  It's consistently significantly higher than the actual outside temp, particularly in the summer.

Maybe the F150 is just a whiny little bitch.

#24319
20 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

James T Kirk has left the chat

Actually, I think he said “challenge accepted.”

#24323
Just now, Prepuce of Doom said:

What's unexpected here? That it occurred just as that one little twerp's SD card ran out? 

the kid who solved the cube was very, uh, excited about the fact.

#24342
34 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Anybody posted the Finland baseball field?  


Baseball in Finland? The hell you say?

Don’t they have too many rivers around?

#24346
16 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

They're called fjords, dude.

I thought they drove Volvos. They're boxy but they're good.

#24347
2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

This is wonderful.  Thank you.

Sorta reminds me of this classic.  But drunk midget + Roxanne + toy boat in bathtub is so much more outstanding.

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#24348
1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

They say everybody has a doppleganger.  Apparently some people have midget dopplegangers.

Back in the day, we used to call this a Mini Me.

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