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14 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

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One of my good friends had his letter read on the show (that thing they did towards the end).   /CSB

Loved that show as a kid.  I think it came on Monday nights?

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15 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said:

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They once did a segment about spontaneous human combustion.  For several nights after, 8 yr old me laid awake in bed terrified that I was about to burst into flames at any second.  

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

That show once did a feature on 4 year-old Tiger Woods.

That's incredible!

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

That show once did a feature on 4 year-old Tiger Woods.

Never saw that one, I did the Johnny Carson one like everybody else though. 

They once did a segment about spontaneous human combustion.  For several nights after, 8 yr old me laid awake in bed terrified that I was about to burst into flames at any second.  

Same here. Every time I had a headache or stomachache after that I thought I was going to spontaneously combust. Freaked me out.
1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

They once did a segment about spontaneous human combustion.  For several nights after, 8 yr old me laid awake in bed terrified that I was about to burst into flames at any second.  

Did they feature the drummer from Spinal Tap?

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2 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

They once did a segment about spontaneous human combustion.  For several nights after, 8 yr old me laid awake in bed terrified that I was about to burst into flames at any second.  

I saw that too, and had the same reaction. 
 

Edit:  Also, most shows in the 60s and 70s (Incredible Hulk, 6-million dollar man, gun smoke, gilligan’s island, etc.) had episodes with deadly quicksand. I spent most of my childhood in the mountains of northern NM, and was convinced I was going to die by quicksand or spontaneous combustion. 

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21 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I stumbled on one of her videos a long time ago, and was horrified at the way she made her drinks.  All of her videos are this bad, and I don't think it's intentional. It's pretty fun to laugh at, as she clearly worked at a bar while failing community college and thinks that makes her an expert mixologist. The Onion should hire her to make tutorials for their YouTube channel, I would watch more.

Here's her mint ball bourbon recipe:

Here's her Long Island Iced Tea tutorial. A pint of liquor with a splash of coke really gets me going at the clubs! 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

I think that was in Houston about 3 years ago. 

aight

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I thought that’s pretty progressive for an aggy but then I realize that she said “gig em aggys” and not “gay marriage”.
8 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


I thought that’s pretty progressive for an aggy but then I realize that she said “gig em aggys” and not “gay marriage”.

now that chik-fil-a bag is no longer ironic

On 8/3/2022 at 2:59 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

janee is back:

 

14 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

I stumbled on one of her videos a long time ago, and was horrified at the way she made her drinks.  All of her videos are this bad, and I don't think it's intentional. It's pretty fun to laugh at, as she clearly worked at a bar while failing community college and thinks that makes her an expert mixologist. The Onion should hire her to make tutorials for their YouTube channel, I would watch more.

Here's her mint ball bourbon recipe:

 

 

she got that janee se quois , gnawm sayin?

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16 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

never grow old, folks

 

Open carry?

12 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

I'd still fuck her.

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I'd still fuck her.


Got damn right. Finch wins that franchise. 

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He was also in American Graffiti with her husband’s daughter.

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