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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I'd still fuck her.

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Dem tites.

On 8/4/2022 at 12:01 PM, Dutchrudder said:

I stumbled on one of her videos a long time ago, and was horrified at the way she made her drinks.  All of her videos are this bad, and I don't think it's intentional. It's pretty fun to laugh at, as she clearly worked at a bar while failing community college and thinks that makes her an expert mixologist. The Onion should hire her to make tutorials for their YouTube channel, I would watch more.

Here's her mint ball bourbon recipe:

Here's her Long Island Iced Tea tutorial. A pint of liquor with a splash of coke really gets me going at the clubs! 

 

 

I watched this yesterday and then watched one of the related videos on YouTube of a bartender reacting to the video, and also telling the back story. Apparently she was paid $2000 in 2010 by Maholo to make 100 "how-to" drink videos. She worked till 2am the night before and had a 7am call the next morning. She shows up to the shoot and it's just her and a camera man, with a bunch of recipes that were wrong, and a handful of bottles of bottom-rail liquor. And no bar utensils - no muddler, no jigger, no spouts. No shaker. Just two giant glasses, which held different volumes. No bitters in the bottle. One bucket of ice. Etc. She got fucked. So they had to re-strain the ice for every drink. I feel bad for her. Apparently, at the time, she had a masters in secondary education and graduated with honors at UC Irvine for undergrad. She's not a dummy. Also, would bang.

That still doesn't excuse a 12-ounce old fashioned, though.

24 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I watched this yesterday and then watched one of the related videos on YouTube of a bartender reacting to the video, and also telling the back story. Apparently she was paid $2000 in 2010 by Maholo to make 100 "how-to" drink videos. She worked till 2am the night before and had a 7am call the next morning. She shows up to the shoot and it's just her and a camera man, with a bunch of recipes that were wrong, and a handful of bottles of bottom-rail liquor. And no bar utensils - no muddler, no jigger, no spouts. No shaker. Just two giant glasses, which held different volumes. No bitters in the bottle. One bucket of ice. Etc. She got fucked. So they had to re-strain the ice for every drink. I feel bad for her. Apparently, at the time, she had a masters in secondary education and graduated with honors at UC Irvine for undergrad. She's not a dummy. Also, would bang.

That still doesn't excuse a 12-ounce old fashioned, though.

She got a second chance. Still not how I make it, but I'd definitely drink this one over the other. Also, still would.

 

https://www.esquire.com/food-drink/drinks/a30172952/viral-old-fashioned-cocktail-video-jim-beam-redo/

 

 

https://dai.ly/x7ozm

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1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

I watched this yesterday and then watched one of the related videos on YouTube of a bartender reacting to the video, and also telling the back story. Apparently she was paid $2000 in 2010 by Maholo to make 100 "how-to" drink videos. She worked till 2am the night before and had a 7am call the next morning. She shows up to the shoot and it's just her and a camera man, with a bunch of recipes that were wrong, and a handful of bottles of bottom-rail liquor. And no bar utensils - no muddler, no jigger, no spouts. No shaker. Just two giant glasses, which held different volumes. No bitters in the bottle. One bucket of ice. Etc. She got fucked. So they had to re-strain the ice for every drink. I feel bad for her. Apparently, at the time, she had a masters in secondary education and graduated with honors at UC Irvine for undergrad. She's not a dummy. Also, would bang.

That still doesn't excuse a 12-ounce old fashioned, though.

$2000 for 100 videos sounds like a shitty deal. The way she talks about the drinks and the advice she gives makes her sound like a moron, or at least someone with zero background in mixing drinks. 

9 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

$2000 for 100 videos sounds like a shitty deal. The way she talks about the drinks and the advice she gives makes her sound like a moron, or at least someone with zero background in mixing drinks. 

Sure. Maybe two grand is chump change for the surly 1%. But for a "bartender" and struggling actress, that's probably rent for two months in 2010. Just sharing what she was up against.

But yeah, I don't know how you can defend that drink.

36 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Sure. Maybe two grand is chump change for the surly 1%. But for a "bartender" and struggling actress, that's probably rent for two months in 2010. Just sharing what she was up against.

But yeah, I don't know how you can defend that drink.

There are easier ways for a struggling actress to make $2000.

1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

The way she talks about the drinks and the advice she gives makes her sound like a moron

I couldn't hear her over the sound of boobs.

15 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

More Skooma glitchers

 

 

What is Skooma? And where can I get some? 

7 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

What is Skooma? And where can I get some? 

 

Skooma

 

10 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

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Han Solo Flirting GIF

37 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

What is Skooma? And where can I get some? 

Skooma is a made up drug from The Elder Scrolls universe. I'd like to imagine it's kind of like PCP. 

26 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Skooma is a made up drug from The Elder Scrolls universe. I'd like to imagine it's kind of like PCP. 

Thanks for the olds like me

On 8/4/2022 at 12:18 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wholesome lulz

 

 

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Why do I feel a Monkey Pox update is next?

 

 

On 8/4/2022 at 10:51 PM, Hate said:

@futureman is erect after watching that...no offense.

Is that wrong?  

 

I watched this live. Biggest dumbass ever. Who the fuck charges the mound at Nolan Ryan.

29 years. Fuck.
On 8/5/2022 at 12:13 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

woody’s dad assassinated a federal judge. 

3 hours ago, futureman said:

woody’s dad assassinated a federal judge. 

You really want to drag family into this?

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sound on

 

 

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Brits letting the internet name things will always amuse me.

 

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hmm. so i don't find those^ 'lol' at all. sad, pathetic, disgusting, tragic, etc... but not lol. obviously ymmv.

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