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5 hours ago, Loco said:

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Can't. Stop. Watching.

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Michael Irvin bust looks like Del Paxton.

I sometimes think I’m the only person who finds this tradition weird and awkward.

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10 hours ago, 'stache said:

I sometimes think I’m the only person who finds this tradition weird and awkward.

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There's a few people who retired at my last job, and I went to their retirement parties just to make sure they were really getting the F out.  I'm sure some people treat funerals like this.  I'd imagine ChipO / Kamyar's funeral will be a line of Surly posters making sure he's not making it up again.

7 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Close call on "lol" or "holy shit."

loly shit?

Mother fuckers trying to hold the doors closed against a massive wave?

 

I laughed. Which was followed by "holy shit" they're fucking stupid

On 11/5/2018 at 2:43 PM, crash_davis said:

i love that the swing smacked him on the back of the head for good measure.  life has a way of adding the exclamation point.

Something tells me the swing was designed to do that to delight onlookers

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

I think I can actually hear my mom shouting "I just mopped this floor!"

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Mother fuckers trying to hold the doors closed against a massive wave?

 

I laughed. Which was followed by "holy shit" they're fucking stupid

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34 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Old, but new to me:

 

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(but yeah, one of the best skits ever)

49 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Old, but new to me:

 

Ya done messed up Mark St an Co!

48 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

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(but yeah, one of the best skits ever)

I'll raise you one...

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Kid's got to learn to get back up faster.

2 hours ago, Loco said:

Ya done messed up Mark St an Co!

I call a kid in one of my classes A A Ron all the time.  I wish there was a D Nice in there somewhere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

28 minutes ago, Gunsup said:

I call a kid in one of my classes A A Ron all the time.  I wish there was a D Nice in there somewhere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Son's best friend is named Blake.  We call him Ba Lock Eh

7 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

You’re gonna need a bigger mop. 

That bit has ruined me.  I CANNOT say "aaron" without thinking A A ron

There's no "Post a pic that makes you say HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED?!" so I figured it belongs here since I can't stop laughing at this dumb mother fucker

 

I want to see the rest...

12 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

That bit has ruined me.  I CANNOT say "aaron" without thinking A A ron

I work with an A-A-RON, and he has embraced it. Everyone in the office calls him that, including himself. 

1 hour ago, huge said:

I want to see the rest...

He defiantly burnt down Sheryl’s she shed.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

How in the hell did that dude survive to adulthood. 

I'm willing to bet his dad did everything for him while he played on his Gameboy.

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

There's no "Post a pic that makes you say HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED?!" so I figured it belongs here since I can't stop laughing at this dumb mother fucker

 

And that's how the Paradise fires started.

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

There's no "Post a pic that makes you say HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED?!" so I figured it belongs here since I can't stop laughing at this dumb mother fucker

 

I love it when the dumbass thinks he caught himself on fire.

 

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Video after video after video of people who under estimate the flammability of gas.  Thanks internet

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If y'all are going to talk about the substitute teacher video, then part 2 needs to be posted as well.  Probably not quite as funny, but still pretty good.

 

6 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

There's no "Post a pic that makes you say HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED?!" so I figured it belongs here since I can't stop laughing at this dumb mother fucker

 

Is that a State Farm commercial?

4 hours ago, Hate said:

If y'all are going to talk about the substitute teacher video, then part 2 needs to be posted as well.  Probably not quite as funny, but still pretty good.

 

Chess club.  More like mosquito bite club.

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