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If birds ain’t real, how can they be shot and ate?

How can Briscoe rub his bird?

 

Must be real. 

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8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

So they didn't test run it before they let customers on it.  Strong move.

14 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I know it's wrong, but I LMAO.

"Alright boys, let's do it again.  Drunk."

8 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Lol... You know the workers were calling their friends to come ride 🤣

Lol at that one kid “gravity hurts!”

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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It takes a box full of nails to build a crib, but one screw will fill it.  It was a piece of advice from my dad to me.  I passed it along to all my brood.

It takes a box full of nails to build a crib, but one screw will fill it.  It was a piece of advice from my dad to me.  I passed it along to all my brood.

What shitty carpenter uses nails to build furniture? Tell your dad to work on his man skills before giving life advice.

What shitty carpenter uses nails to build furniture? Tell your dad to work on his man skills before giving life advice.

I’m here to hammer and screw, baby.

And it looks like I’m all outta nails.
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13 hours ago, brakeman said:

 

"I'm going to leave you with one final thought before I go.  I really hope it's not chicken."

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2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


What shitty carpenter uses nails to build furniture? Tell your dad to work on his man skills before giving life advice.

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What the what?

23 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

It took 4 hours?

Exactly.  You know a few of the carnies were just like "let's watch this for awhile before they force us to shut it down"

Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas? 

jomboy is fine and some of his videos are good.  what’s the issue?  I don’t follow him too closely so if he’s done something offensive I don’t know what it is. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

jomboy is fine and some of his videos are good.  what’s the issue?  I don’t follow him too closely so if he’s done something offensive I don’t know what it is. 

He’s been a giant troll and fabricator of Astros cheating that isn’t true.

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3 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

He’s been a giant troll and fabricator of Astros cheating that isn’t true.

oh you’re an astros fan.  well I imagine it’s hard dealing with the fact that you won a fake championship that nobody acknowledges outside of the city of houston because y’all are a bunch of filthy disgusting cheaters. 

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh you’re an astros fan.  well I imagine it’s hard dealing with the fact that you won a fake championship that nobody acknowledges outside of the city of houston because y’all are a bunch of filthy disgusting cheaters. 

You can fuck off.

futureman, with the truth.

In LOL.

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whatta world.

32 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh you’re an astros fan.  well I imagine it’s hard dealing with the fact that you won a fake championship that nobody acknowledges outside of the city of houston because y’all are a bunch of filthy disgusting cheaters. 

Astros just cheated a little bit better than everyone else. I’m an Astros fan and I’m absolutely fine with that. 

Rangers butthurt or just general butthurt?

Every team was cheating...get over it or don't. Who fucking cares?

19 minutes ago, Hate said:

Every team was cheating...get over it or don't. Who fucking cares?

we're talking about america's pastime.  excuse you for not being a patriot.

He’s been a giant troll and fabricator of Astros cheating that isn’t true.

Y’all should put a big statue of Jordan playing baseball in front of where the rockets play as well as a token of your appreciation.

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