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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Is that a State Farm commercial?

I think you mean Farmers.

Also, is trying to burn sports mats?

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10 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

There's no "Post a pic that makes you say HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED?!" so I figured it belongs here since I can't stop laughing at this dumb mother fucker

 

 

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Is that a State Farm commercial?

 

2 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

I think you mean Farmers.

Also, is trying to burn sports mats?

Am I the only one thinking of the old Geico commercials?

Fire, so easy even a caveman can do it.

I love it when the dumbass thinks he caught himself on fire.
 
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He did. Watch his beard.
7 hours ago, bluto said:

Those should be rental electric scooters not segways

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$80?  Hmmmmmm.

Gluten free label on the trough is a nice detail 

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Not Amazon Prime though. Bummer.

Mary looks like she had a vaginal delivery while one of the scooter guys was having anal with her.

6 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

Mary looks like she had a vaginal delivery while one of the scooter guys was having anal with her.

 

On 11/9/2018 at 8:27 AM, SurlyBDR said:

There's no "Post a pic that makes you say HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED?!" so I figured it belongs here since I can't stop laughing at this dumb mother fucker

 

What a dumb shit - I only burned up some patio furniture when I did that, not the whole damned yard.

24 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

OU sucks

 

can't help...lol'd.  He probably had enough back fat to help cushion the cement part but cut your losses!

Holy shit. That’s up there with when they turned that stupid wagon over.

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

can't help...lol'd.  He probably had enough back fat to help cushion the cement part but cut your losses!

So we know where Derka was today.....

On 11/10/2018 at 1:49 PM, MadBurgerMaker said:

Mary isn't looking so good these days.

I think Mary is actually David Cassidy.

1 hour ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

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Comments are pretty good.

"I hope you get aids in your eyeballs."

7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I thought you only got that deal at the dentist.

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On 11/10/2018 at 7:22 PM, Planet Houston said:

OU sucks

 

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This brother is teaching a whole bunch of white mountain folks how to actually bust some moves...

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

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Commie Monopoly could actually be kinda fun to play...in make-believe.

1 hour ago, Whitman said:

This brother is teaching a whole bunch of white mountain folks how to actually bust some moves...

WVU fans: "Dammmmmm...wish my sister moved like that".

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39 minutes ago, Loco said:

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WTF is going on here.  Looks like he is trying to break down some chain link type barrier by ramming the back of his car into while his girlfriend, like an idiot gets too close to the barrier he is gunning his engine and squealing his tires to break through.  She gets tapped by the fence, because who knew it was a bad idea to stand behind a barrier someone is trying to break down with their car.  She gets butthurt and sits on the curb to sulk not really out of the way of the car.  So he has to stop his felony act of vandalism to console his butthurt girlfriend?  

Why does he climb out of the Driverside window?   So much lulz

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