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2 hours ago, Long Gone said:

I would assume her profession was chosen from a lack of a father figure 

But I'm sure Daddy was in her life... 

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2 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

 

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Help….

 

On 9/1/2022 at 10:20 PM, closetohumping said:

May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'It was great an all, but I lied, I'm no sugar daddy. I'm a Walmart door greeter.'

Reminds me of the joke:

What’s the worst thing you can say to a woman who just blew Willie Nelson?

Amswer: that wasn’t Willie Nelson!

12 hours ago, Long Gone said:

I would assume her profession was chosen from a lack of a father figure 

I was say it’s more likely her father touched her figure at some point. 

9 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Help….

 

disappointed the wire GIF

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13 hours ago, McCroskey said:


Don’t call me pal, friend.


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Don't call me friend, chief.

6 hours ago, General Specific said:


I’m not your chief, bro.

I’m not your bro, guy.

18 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:


Hobbits eat 2nd breakfast.

I don't think he knows about second breakfast. 

 

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On 9/4/2022 at 8:58 PM, Long Gone said:

I would assume her profession was chosen from a lack of a father figure 

 

On 9/4/2022 at 10:25 AM, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Thunder thighs. I guess we know where the lightning goes. 

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

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Delivery to SouthAustin's mom's house?

5 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Delivery to SouthAustin's mom's house?

Nope.  Stoops library somewhere in OK

7 hours ago, brakeman said:

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The fuck did my wife order from Amazon this time?!

23 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Did we really give that fucker that nice of a casket?  

no.

On 9/4/2022 at 10:30 AM, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

I don't see how the 3 wheeler jump landing in a face-first scorpion didn't end him. 

Holy dick indeed.

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3 minutes ago, Humble Beast said:

 

Should’ve let them know that the ribbon was load bearing. 

On 8/31/2022 at 10:01 PM, Dutchrudder said:

This never gets old:

 

The facial expressions alone make this one of the most important pieces of art on the internet.  
 

 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Should’ve let them know that the ribbon was load bearing. 

Well that and also don't invite queen latifa next time 

I don't see how the 3 wheeler jump landing in a face-first scorpion didn't end him. 
Holy dick indeed.
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35 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

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Must have been colorized many decades after the fact

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59 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

 

So do those people lose their shit like that every time they watch TV?

 

13 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Did we really give that fucker that nice of a casket?  

Really?
come on Man.  
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6 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Really?
come on Man.  
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I knew we (the royal “we”- some badass Seal, really) popped a cap in his eye, but I didn’t pay much attention to the burial at sea. Frankly, if the government would involve me in matters of state, we would have fed him to Mr. Woo’s pigs. 

57 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Frankly, if the government would involve me in matters of state, we would have fed him to Mr. Woo’s pigs. 

Why you want to poison Woo's swine? A hole in the bottom of the sea is fine with me.

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