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#25707
7 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

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I was trying to figure out how they chose the order for places 2-9.  It looks like they went alphabetical but someone in charge said,  "Yeah, but fuck Baylor."

#25708
13 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

I was trying to figure out how they chose the order for places 2-9.  It looks like they went alphabetical but someone in charge said,  "Yeah, but fuck Baylor."

"...but make sure they're still one step in front of Texas"

#25711

I am almost positive thats a fucking moron staging for the camera..... that "what do I do its not stopping line"  doesnt have the proper young teenage girl shriek in it when they KNOW they fucked up and need help

#25716
3 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

This is more of a SMDH. Father's teach your kids

 

 

Don’t ask this one for help.  
 

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#25719
On 9/12/2022 at 2:25 PM, Wally Fairway said:

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In all fairness the B1G is pretty funny as well - can't wait for that Indiana/Northwestern championship game

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and damn, look at all those points that Nebraska has scored - and as a footnote playing weak teams like St. Mary's College for Ophans and the like can give you 5 schools who have given up less than 20 points, including Iowa who has only managed to score 14 (that is 1 TD, 1 FG and 2 Safeties)

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#25722

Sound up on this (but not in front of the kids—it’s Bobby Knight hitting out of a sand trap, after all). Really lold on this one. 

 

#25730
On 9/12/2022 at 6:47 PM, Kyrie Eleison said:

old skrimp shells suck…

 

This literally bright tears to my eyes from laughing so fucking hard.  I think it's because my sons take turns cleaning the cat's litter box every morning, and this video pretty much nails the experience. I really should record them. 

#25731
3 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

For those unaware, Nielsen loved pranking people with a hand-operated fart machine. His epitaph? Let 'er rip.

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("Let 'er RIP" would've been even better.)

#25732
On 9/12/2022 at 6:47 PM, Kyrie Eleison said:

old skrimp shells suck…

 

When we interview for a wastewater operator position we take the applicant for a tour of the plant at the end.  We've only had two react like this, one as soon as they stepped out of the door into the plant.  Some folks have tender sensibilities. 

Rotten shrimp shells are at a whole other level of disgusting, though.

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Needs some Remoulade that was left in Aunties trunk for a few hours in the summer before it got served. Make your lil ass hot hot.
#25739

Wait for it

Spoiler

The funniest thing is he didn't figure out the simple solution. Park the car in the opposite direction.

 

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#25743
10 hours ago, Superhero said:

I love this meme

These names can't get any whiter.

Or dumber. It's basically demonstrating that the parents are proud of their mastery of phonetics.

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