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#26058

Something something South Austin’s mom something something. 

25 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

She uses "Friyay".

I'm out.

No you’re not. 

#26059
34 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

She uses "Friyay".

I'm out.

She also uses that microphone for naughty things.  

#26068
8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I can't decide which is my favorite. possibly 3rd from left, bottom row

Son of a gun, I didn't know Gary Busey was a cross country guy.  Learned something today.

#26082
5 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

$80 bucks for cat toy, cat proceeds to play in empty shoe box.  

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Never gets old. 

#26086
2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

This is a banger 

 

That feels exactly like a Tim & Eric clip. 

#26087
2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

This is a banger 

 

Reminds me of the Culps from SNL.  

#26094

Hiring manager:  What do you know about sports and outdoors?

Applicant:  Nothing.

Hiring Manager:  I see.  Well, what skills do you have?

Applicant:  I can load the f#%k out of a dishwasher utensil basket.

Hiring manager:  Welcome, aboard!  You start Saturday.
 

 

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On 9/30/2022 at 9:22 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

 

My wife knows when I’m checking someone out. She knows my type and will just flat out ask me if I’m checking them out.

If I say yes, she would just roll her eyes. If I say no, she would just call me a liar.

Either way, I don’t get too much grief which is surprising considering she has a lot of insecurities because her dad was a piece of shit and cheated on my MIL with a lot of different women until she divorced his ass. [/long sentence is long]

#26096
9 minutes ago, Superhero said:

My wife knows when I’m checking someone out. She knows my type and will just flat out ask me if I’m checking them out.

If I say yes, she would just roll her eyes. 

Either way, I don’t get too much grief 

Narrator- she's keeping a list

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