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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

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looks like she’s printing the pic of your dick. 

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45 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Name?

Kyla Galer

 

 

 

7 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

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She uses "Friyay".

I'm out.

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Something something South Austin’s mom something something. 

25 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

She uses "Friyay".

I'm out.

No you’re not. 

34 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

She uses "Friyay".

I'm out.

She also uses that microphone for naughty things.  

5 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

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I see one runner had an unfortunate, for him, meeting with Coach Buttermaker. 

8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I can't decide which is my favorite. possibly 3rd from left, bottom row

Son of a gun, I didn't know Gary Busey was a cross country guy.  Learned something today.

4 hours ago, tfoolry said:

She also uses that microphone for naughty things.  

Condom is for its protection

11 minutes ago, Humble Beast said:

A lot to digest here 

Looks like a great place to live.

Nothing will stop a weim from taking what they want.

I’ve had two in the past, they are awesome dogs.
2 hours ago, markstanco said:

I’ve had two in the past, they are awesome dogs.

Was it at least consensual?

15 hours ago, LebongJames said:

Looks like a great place to live.

I was thinking "this has to be Memphis" as I watched the video.

5 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

$80 bucks for cat toy, cat proceeds to play in empty shoe box.  

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Never gets old. 

That hag is wearing a golf shirt to the beach, I bet she's tons of fun in the sack too.

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Should be mandatory viewing for guys thinking about marriage.

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

This is a banger 

 

That feels exactly like a Tim & Eric clip. 

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

This is a banger 

 

Reminds me of the Culps from SNL.  

Something something south Austin’s mom. 

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

This is a banger 

 

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It appears they’re pretty good at eating sammiches. 

On 9/29/2022 at 4:25 PM, nnm said:

Something something South Austin’s mom something something. 

No you’re not. 

True.

Hiring manager:  What do you know about sports and outdoors?

Applicant:  Nothing.

Hiring Manager:  I see.  Well, what skills do you have?

Applicant:  I can load the f#%k out of a dishwasher utensil basket.

Hiring manager:  Welcome, aboard!  You start Saturday.
 

 

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On 9/30/2022 at 9:22 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

 

My wife knows when I’m checking someone out. She knows my type and will just flat out ask me if I’m checking them out.

If I say yes, she would just roll her eyes. If I say no, she would just call me a liar.

Either way, I don’t get too much grief which is surprising considering she has a lot of insecurities because her dad was a piece of shit and cheated on my MIL with a lot of different women until she divorced his ass. [/long sentence is long]

9 minutes ago, Superhero said:

My wife knows when I’m checking someone out. She knows my type and will just flat out ask me if I’m checking them out.

If I say yes, she would just roll her eyes. 

Either way, I don’t get too much grief 

Narrator- she's keeping a list

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