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5 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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straight shooter with 'full time fedex delivery driver' written all over him

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On 10/15/2022 at 8:53 PM, Underdog said:

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She was from Houston, I followed her on Instagram.  She killed herself a few months back…

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10 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:
Another variation on [mention=406]bolverk[/mention]'s theme.
 
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Bolverk has already agreed to help her move to New Orleans with no sex involved.

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I saw a smoking hot lady in an electric wheelchair at the tailgate this weekend. She had big tits too.
#26373
6 minutes ago, Hate said:


I saw a smoking hot lady in an electric wheelchair at the tailgate this weekend. She had big tits too.

Did you get her number?

#26378
13 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Black Betty is right up there with Yakety Sax for making videos funnier than they ought to be.

Especially this classic.  
 

 

#26382
6 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

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This is still cracking me up.  An old friend is the keyboardist in the band Umphrey's McGee.  To this day, we still trade texts about obscure baseball players from the 1980's.  Before their shows, on the video screens, he'll have the AV guy put up "Tonight's Show is dedicated to Razor Shines of the Montreal Expos" or "This nextt set is brought to you by Steve Lombardozzi", shit like that.  I sent him this and after he was done laughing, he said, "that's going up on the screen before our show at the Riviera [in Chicago]." /csb

Plus he's a big Cubs fan, so he loved the name.  I hope he doesn't get shit from the audience for saying this guy looks like a lesbian, but his fans are smarter than most and wouldn't get too pissy.  

#26384
10 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

There's a whole series of these, including some that are very much not appropriate for this subforum. 

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12 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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I don't remember where I saw the whole set, but here's a few that I found after cursory searching. 

There's even more than this though. 

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#26392
17 hours ago, YGIFS said:

but his fans are smarter than most and wouldn't get too pissy.  

things that have never been said about UM fans for $1,000. 

#26396
On 10/17/2022 at 12:42 PM, Hate said:


I saw a smoking hot lady in an electric wheelchair at the tailgate this weekend. She had big tits too.

sir. 

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