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Shoutout to our fellow Horn on this one…what’s your handle Raheel??
 

Wrong. She’ll just be pissed that she had to nag you so much to do it.
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No CR. Lampooning presidents is a national past time.  

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5 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:
 
 
not sensitive at all btw

 

That is mildly annoying when they do that on stupid shit like this.  I want to meet the person that is traumatized over similar. 

Yeah the Jimmy Dean sausage video is as old as the dancing baby but I was reminded of it this morning.

FWIW, Jimmy Dean sausage is available in a 16 ounce package again and not that "fucking pussy roll of sausage" that had Randy Taylor so wound up. 

 

55 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

not sensitive at all btw

 

That dog has a terrible sense of smell. 

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No CR = All Due Respect

3 hours ago, jeevsie said:

No CR = All Due Respect

It's not about the money.

6 hours ago, deadshank said:

No CR. Lampooning presidents is a national past time.  

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If you can come up with a clever political costume for kids at Halloween, I say all bets are off and you should do it.  In 2016, daughter was right at 1.5 years old.  We decked her out in this little suit I wore when I was a ring bearer at same age decades ago that my mom saved.  so that was her "pants suit" and wife made her little accessories and we decked out the radio flyer with the campaign emblems of Hillary and she went as HRC and we dressed up as secret service (dark suites and sunglasses with earpieces).  It was funny because neighbors knew we hated HRC and Trump.  But our munchkin looked so much the part and would wave as we towed her around the 'hood.   We won best family contest (which was a bottle of wine), probably only because it was her first real Halloween and looked so darn cute.  I've got an awesome idea for one in 2024 if my youngest will still be letting us pick out costumes by then...would be a family theme.  

It's Halloween Theo, it's the time of miracles (and laughter)

11 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

not sensitive at all btw

 

Have bird hunted with dogs that do that on command. Lends itself to things being staged for internet wins. My black lab, rest her soul, would have enjoyed the challenge of being surrounded by cats. 

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39 minutes ago, markstanco said:

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34 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Yes, really. 

 

33 minutes ago, futureman said:

really?

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1 hour ago, elfenix said:

 

 

Sounds like the Penn St. HR department migrated to his company.

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

Sounds like the Penn St. HR department migrated to his company.

Why does Coach Sandusky take so long to get the kids from Nittany Summer Football Camp cleaned up?  The pickup line is backed up to off campus!

"Well, I think it may have to do with him wanting to make sure each camper has properly showered for sanitary purposes."

Fine, I'm sure the parents appreciate that.  But he can watch all 20 real quick and be done in minutes instead of hours!

"Well, he watches them shower one at a time."

(pauses)

"Oh sorry, I thought you'd find that as weird as I do.  Figured there'd be a follow up question or concern."

Nope, this is Penn State.  Coach Paterno said to let it go...let's go outside and direct traffic.

 

I know this is the LoL page, so I'm laughing at Paterno burning in hell right now.  Can't wait until Sandusky dies.  I hope it's super painful and involves his colon being shoved into his urethra.

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

Took me a minute.

Help me out.

The UK PM Liz Truss resigned today. She lasted 6 weeks total. When it appeared that the crap really hit the fan last week, the tabloid Daily Star started a live feed of a head of lettuce, with the tag “Can Liz Truss outlast a lettuce?”  They started the live feed on Oct. 14. Lettuce has a shelf life of 10 days. Today Truss resigned. 
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/oct/20/iceberg-lettuce-in-blonde-wig-outlasts-liz-truss

 

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1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Help me out.

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I'm running the risk of hurting my arm by patting myself on the back.

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On 10/19/2022 at 3:10 PM, Longboard Horn said:

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11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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I remember when I saw this on AltaVista.

not the post, but all the responses to it...

 

2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Maybe this should go in the Nerdz forum…

 

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lol?

 

Goddamn heroes!!

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