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I wonder how many teeth she smashed.  Would be curious about a 36 hour later photo.

2 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

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Tell me that isn't a Horns sticker on the back of that truck. 

2 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

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GD that had to hurt.  It hurt me just watching it. 

I’m surprised to see his head pop out of the water at the end of that gif. Figured his friends had to go get him. 

4 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Tell me that isn't a Horns sticker on the back of that truck. 

Not even close.

11 hours ago, GhostofDanJones said:

When you see it

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I guess I don't see it. Unless it's "it looks like he's kicking the kid in the face, but really isn't because the kid is outside"?

2 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

I guess I don't see it. Unless it's "it looks like he's kicking the kid in the face, but really isn't because the kid is outside"?

Not the kid.

Think Bob Stoops or Billy Liucci.

I know, I know... this stupid meme is dead already. Had to post this because..... well, y'all know why.

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3 hours ago, GhostofDanJones said:

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Less wrinkly balls?  Ain't no got damn thing.  Wrinkly face, wrinkly hands - yes.  Wrinkly balls - they all wrinkly. (based upon my balls which have been wrinkly since day one).

Edited by Jerry Callo
clarification - number of balls examined = mine.

Just explain the only way to get the wrinkles out is to suck them out.

On 11/20/2018 at 6:34 PM, HiggyBaby said:

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Sposed to be SEC

6 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Not the kid.

Think Bob Stoops or Billy Liucci.

Ya'll must have magical dick spotting abilities, NTTAWWT. I don't see shit.

 

My old man balls haven't gotten more wrinkly, just more droopy. Call me, Christie.

On 11/19/2018 at 12:15 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

 

To do a Four Pointer.  Duh.

guy in the red, left leg looks like a huge dick. 
I disagree, must be something else. That looks like a leg to me.
21 hours ago, markstanco said:
23 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:
guy in the red, left leg looks like a huge dick. 

I disagree, must be something else. That looks like a leg to me.

That's what she said.

On 11/22/2018 at 5:55 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Half this site is based on penis jokes and cartoons...not sure why your'e surprised by that. 

If you're trying to entice me into commenting on your avatar, I'm not falling for it.

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