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On 10/28/2022 at 3:20 PM, closetohumping said:

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Ain't putting one of those anywhere near my nuts

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1 hour ago, NWBuck said:

Ain't putting one of those anywhere near my nuts

So just to be clear, you're cool with the butt plug aspect of this. Just not the décor.

38 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

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I have epilepsy so this his close to home.

 

* for real though. This pic reminded me to take my seizure meds.

33 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I have epilepsy so this his close to home.

 

* for real though. This pic reminded me to take my seizure meds.

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That is a perfect microcosm of America.  The complete inability of the vast majority of its population to be pleasant, friendly people and the need to be confrontational about everything.

I think he meant it's Billy Squier day.

That’s every day.
One evening, when we’d had perhaps a few beverages, @Pescado_Rojo mused “if I ever had my own country….the national anthem would probably be somethin’ by Billy Squier.”
In vino, veritas.
16 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


That’s every day.
One evening, when we’d had perhaps a few beverages, @Pescado_Rojo mused “if I ever had my own country….the national anthem would probably be somethin’ by Billy Squier.”
In vino, veritas.

I think I've decided I'm just gonna have him write some patriotic lyrics to the tune of "Lonely Is The Night". If that opening riff doesn't make you love 'merica, you can fuck right off. 

14 minutes ago, Speedtrucker said:

We had that one nut job the had a zebra that she kept in the house.

Sally. 

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That is a perfect microcosm of America.  The complete inability of the vast majority of its population to be pleasant, friendly people and the need to be confrontational about everything.

Go fuck yourself.  
 

 

 

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Yeah, is that like the Weiners Circle/Dick's Last Resort of convenience stores?  Or is that literally a montage of people across a number of days just being dicks?

My mom is proud of the fact that I am of maybe just a handful of people who've had their tab picked up by the ladies at Weiners Circle for crushing a racist man's soul on line at 3am.  And in that same year, I was kicked out of a Dick's Last Resort for telling the manager something so offensive without using a single racial slur or cuss word or anatomy/sexual reference.  Like Mom always said, I'm not special...but I am different.  I wanna know where this store is (sounds like the South) and try my luck. 

 
 

Hahaha. “I ran out of gas, do you have any money. I’m trying to get home”. Had that line pulled on me last week in a Best Buy parking lot. Probably would increase his chances if he was at a gas station


But wow…some people are just pricks
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Seat belts can save camaros.

 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Shoot the death boulder, that'll stop it.

Would still make sense if she was alone, came in like a wrecking ball and got naked.

1 hour ago, NaTeWHO said:

Would still make sense if she was alone, came in like a wrecking ball and got naked.

If you want to see Minnie Driver naked, Google is your friend.

Seat belts can save camaros.
 

Hahaha. [emoji1787]Poor ACE hardware store. Can’t wait to show this to a guy I work with….huge Chevy guy
13 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Hahaha. “I ran out of gas, do you have any money. I’m trying to get home”. Had that line pulled on me last week in a Best Buy parking lot. Probably would increase his chances if he was at a gas station


But wow…some people are just pricks

Dude came up to me at the gas pump begging for money to feed his kids.

He points at some kids getting into a car with their parents.

I said, best get yo kids.

21 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

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Seems like that would make it more slippery. 

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

Seems like that would make it more slippery. 

In her case more like velcro.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

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And here I was thinking it was because her broomstick frame looked like a nightstick. 
 


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8 hours ago, nnm said:

Seems like that would make it more slippery itchy.

 Fixed for reality.  Her subjects will think she has crabs.

On 10/30/2022 at 10:22 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Hahaha. “I ran out of gas, do you have any money. I’m trying to get home”. Had that line pulled on me last week in a Best Buy parking lot. Probably would increase his chances if he was at a gas station


But wow…some people are just pricks

IF you ask me for a drink in front of a liquor store, I will respect your hustle. If you ask me for food money in front of a liquor store, fuck you.  

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One of the best scenes in sitcom history. 

 

9 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

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best costume I’ve ever seen. 

I had two younger kids last night as ketchup and a ranch dressing bottles. 
 

Looked like mom found the fabric, had it screen printed, then made a bag out of it. 
 

Points for creativity. It was weird. 

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